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550sq ft of I WENT TOO FAR 😨

  1. #41
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  2. #42
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    thats the problem with the world today,, u silly niggas think the fix for everything is in a damn can
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  3. #43
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Fona can you plaster? It's really easy.
  4. #44
    I've never seen such a well-intentioned walking disaster area before. Now, that's entertainment.
  5. #45
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Went down there last night and saw most of the paint I applied last weekend was peeling and that's my fault for not doing much prep work.
    Took the furnace apart to manageable pieces to drag out and throw in the alley way.
    Will be flex sealing the one window with a second coat today and hopefully making a covering for the broken window so I can remove the frame and get back to replacing the rest of it in a week or 2.
    I need a better sweeper as the shop vac I'm using does not suck very well.
    Hopefully I can get stuff at least thrown against a wall soon so I can work on the part I want to be my space down there.

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  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It's beyond me at this point.
    Im done giving a rat's dick bout it.
    My gf has gotten her moneys worth many times over out of her house.
    I know enough about foundations to know that I don't know enough about foundations.
    I saw a house today that had its foundation in such bad shape it literally caved in under the house and I could see into the basement through a huge fucking hole.
    She wants to fix her house up and dump money into it but I've seen enough in the few cluster fuck projects that I barely ever got started before deeply regretting beginning them.
    Houses can last a long long time but this ones over 100 years old already and there is just no bringing it up to modern anything.

    So far I've found the electrical is so old and fucked it needs a good bit redone.
    The walls are fucking plaster.
    There is no insulation.
    And the foundation is crumbling.
    No attic access so who knows up there.
    And to be honest in 30 years I would be surprised if it still has anyone at all living in it.

    My only goal now is to deal with it using a blind eye and save money to get us out of here before the kid starts school.

    The kind of work my gf wants to do is in the tens of thousands of dollar range and it's seriously just not worth doing.

    Does she have a mortgage on it?
  7. #47
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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    Originally posted by POLECAT thats the problem with the world today,, u silly niggas think the fix for everything is in a damn can

    The water isn't even coming through where he is spraying that crap.
  8. #48
    Slap some bondo on that nigga
  9. #49
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


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  10. #50
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm gonna start ripping up the walls of my basement soon but am wondering whether to use a recip or not. In gonna say no in case I hit something important
  11. #51
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Due to the weather forecast Im putting the window project off a week and instead just going to tackle the electrical.
    What do you suggest for 3 outlets that will have power strips and be powering 2-4 computers and 4-6 televisions along with an indoor fountain and a space heater?
    Should I run 4 outlets maybe?

    Oh and I need another circuit for a deep freezer because my girlfriend requested half a cow.
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  12. #52
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    550sq ft of fists in a police man's horses asshole.
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse 550sq ft of fists in a police man's horses asshole.

    A state trooper pulls over a farmer...
    A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

    The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

    The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said -- "Well yeah, if that's what they are -- I never heard of circle flies".

    So the farmer says -- "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

    The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey... wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses back end?"

    The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses back end."

    The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

    After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though.”
  14. #54
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Went over there today and hauled up the rest of the furnace and threw it over the fence into the alley.





    Sprayed some more flex seal and put some duct tape over that other broken window.
    It's just 4 walls of Fuck My Dick.
  15. #55
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Went over there today and hauled up the rest of the furnace and threw it over the fence into the alley.


    Don't be a jerk. Hell at least take it to the scrapyard and get a dollar for it. Or call a junkman...
  16. #56
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  17. #57
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Good job. The water was definitely not coming in those cracks in the foundation directly under that window.
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  18. #58
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  19. #59
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    That house is fuckered
  20. #60
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Bought 2 more cans of flex seal and some crack filler for that huge ass crack outside of the one window.
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