Poland planning to invade Ukraine from the West

1. 2022-03-24 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes frostbite doesn't cure in a month…

   
   So they got frostbite before they invaded Ukraine, and they're now still fighting with dead tissue (which is what frostbite is) still attached to them?
2. 2022-03-24 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump So they got frostbite before they invaded Ukraine, and they're now still fighting with dead tissue (which is what frostbite is) still attached to them?

   
   Does your calendar not work?
3. 2022-03-24 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does your calendar not work?

   
   It probably operates according to the moon on a different planet than the one you live on.
4. 2022-03-24 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump It probably operates according to the moon on a different planet than the one you live on.

   
   Sure thing Mary...
5. 2022-03-24 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   I heard the entire Red Army froze to death in the mild spring weather on the road to Kyiv, RIP. They ran out of diesel, gasoline, ammunition, clothing, avocado toast and wood all at once. Very sad, Putin will have to surrender now.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
6. 2022-03-24 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #66
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you dressed in winter gear? Wait,let me guess, you do it in your bear feet. You know the ones that you took when you killed a bear with your bear hands.

   
   Some years, it's literally colder than the North Pole here.
7. 2022-03-24 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes frostbite doesn't cure in a month…

   
   Speedy thinks frostbite fixes itself.
   
   It's when the cells get killed due to the tissue literally freezing, and ice crystals destroying the cells. It only happens in massively cold weather -10°C or colder. Your body simply can't freeze in mild spring weather, even if the outdoors air temperature drops to -1°C overnight. Once your flesh doesn't freeze it doesn't die.
   
   The only cure to frostbite is the same as the cure to all dead(necrotised) tissue, total amputation.
8. 2022-03-24 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   OTOH I have heard from sources close to the Ghost of Kyiv that thanks to the sanctions the avocado toast shortage among the Red Army is becoming acute.
9. 2022-03-24 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #69
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes frostbite doesn't cure in a month…

   
   how long does frost bites cure.
10. 2022-03-24 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #70
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump OTOH I have heard from sources close to the Ghost of Kyiv that thanks to the sanctions the avocado toast shortage among the Red Army is becoming acute.

    
    they also ran out of conventional bombs that they had to use premium hypersonics.
11. 2022-03-25 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #71
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump OTOH I have heard from sources close to the Ghost of Kyiv that thanks to the sanctions the avocado toast shortage among the Red Army is becoming acute.

    
    Noo! Not the avocado toast! What will limousine liberals do now?
12. 2022-03-25 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how long does frost bites cure.

    
    Google it faggot
13. 2022-03-25 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #73
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Google it faggot