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I am a water spider at work 🕷️ 💦
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2022-03-18 at 10:55 AM UTCThat is my role in society
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2022-03-18 at 11:04 AM UTCThat's very kawaii the roles are well defined but honestly like what happens if you get all caught up can you just.go make sure workplace.into a better person and.sweep up or uplift you're fellow men
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2022-03-18 at 2:22 PM UTCWater spider is a very important job folx we are the first people management turns to when anything goes wrong
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2022-03-18 at 2:23 PM UTC
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2022-03-18 at 2:24 PM UTCSays you
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2022-03-18 at 4:54 PM UTCdo people call you methrat at work?
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2022-03-18 at 6:23 PM UTCSo we hit our target. They said stop bringing freight to stations and start grabbing freight off stations and putting it to the side for night shift
They don't care if everyone stands around for the rest of the day. Numbers are all that matters. I was told if someone's on break just take all their Shit, too bad for them LOL the look on their faces as they come back and see me carting away their work for the afternoon
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2022-03-18 at 7:31 PM UTCWow, sounds like you guys kicked ass and took names...great job! ...close the door on your way out.
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2022-03-18 at 7:48 PM UTCA spider was walking along my wall. Needless to say i broke all his paws. Should he have lived he could all but crawl.
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2022-03-18 at 7:58 PM UTCSpiders in the night
Creeping round the walls
Now you'll feel him crawling over you
Creepy crawly things
Filling up your bed
Soon you'll feel him crawling through your brain -
2022-03-18 at 8:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Spiders in the night
Creeping round the walls
Now you'll feel him crawling over you
Creepy crawly things
Filling up your bed
Soon you'll feel him crawling through your brain
Your brain actually doesn't have any nerve endings for feeling things. That's just your skull and skin. -
2022-03-18 at 8:04 PM UTC
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2022-03-18 at 8:06 PM UTC
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2022-03-18 at 10:42 PM UTCthis is my life now
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-18 at 10:49 PM UTCI never knew water spiders PUMPED and SLAMMED so much (but I had my suspicions)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-18 at 11:28 PM UTCIt's an indirect labor job so you aren't being watched with a clipboard and timer all day like everyone else on "the line" who need to keep up with rate and look busy all day. My job is simply to make sure they can do their jobs, but when my job isn't that my potential to pump and slam gets interrupted
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They don't care if everyone stands around for the rest of the day. Numbers are all that matters. I was told if someone's on break just take all their Shit, too bad for them LOL the look on their faces as they come back and see me carting away their work for the afternoon
I come back from break and the floor is EMPTY like a brand new building no product anywhere and a manager sees me coming back from break, comes up to me and says "these stations are all out of product" okay????? so we had to find it from somewhere. I found product on a random line but there was a fucking line of water spiders in queue to get a pallet of product and I think someone cut me in line LOL.
And then the same manager came up to me and said "just grab whats here and give it to them" there was like 6 items. I gave 3 people 2. Next time I got 8 items and gave 8 people 1 item. Got complaints about people not having enough items. I got 15 items and gave 12 people 1 each plus the ones I missed the first two times some extras. They ran out in about 5 minutes
and then the manager told me to stop giving people stuff and instead get ready for the night shift so I spent 3 hours ignoring all those people while they were like WTF GIVE US WORK motherfucker you get paid either way, I'm doing my job AS A WATER SPIDER which is simply to ... bring people product.. wait a sec... I AM NOT GIVING THEM PRODUCT IM NOT SURE THIS IS JIT APPROVED I THINK I NEED TO MURDER MY MANAGER!!!! -
2022-03-19 at 4:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So we hit our target. They said stop bringing freight to stations and start grabbing freight off stations and putting it to the side for night shift
They don't care if everyone stands around for the rest of the day. Numbers are all that matters. I was told if someone's on break just take all their Shit, too bad for them LOL the look on their faces as they come back and see me carting away their work for the afternoon
OH WELL YOU GET PAID EITHER WAY XD
Good job buddy -
2022-03-19 at 4:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's an indirect labor job so you aren't being watched with a clipboard and timer all day like everyone else on "the line" who need to keep up with rate and look busy all day. My job is simply to make sure they can do their jobs, but when my job isn't that my potential to pump and slam gets interrupted
I come back from break and the floor is EMPTY like a brand new building no product anywhere and a manager sees me coming back from break, comes up to me and says "these stations are all out of product" okay????? so we had to find it from somewhere. I found product on a random line but there was a fucking line of water spiders in queue to get a pallet of product and I think someone cut me in line LOL.
And then the same manager came up to me and said "just grab whats here and give it to them" there was like 6 items. I gave 3 people 2. Next time I got 8 items and gave 8 people 1 item. Got complaints about people not having enough items. I got 15 items and gave 12 people 1 each plus the ones I missed the first two times some extras. They ran out in about 5 minutes
and then the manager told me to stop giving people stuff and instead get ready for the night shift so I spent 3 hours ignoring all those people while they were like WTF GIVE US WORK motherfucker you get paid either way, I'm doing my job AS A WATER SPIDER which is simply to … bring people product.. wait a sec… I AM NOT GIVING THEM PRODUCT IM NOT SURE THIS IS JIT APPROVED I THINK I NEED TO MURDER MY MANAGER!!!!
Ya u tell em buddy -
2022-03-19 at 5:35 AM UTCYou're actually a water spider skater.
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2022-03-19 at 9:09 AM UTC
Who is the water spider in lean?
AS the term suggest a water spider in lean is the person skimming all around the shop floor and entering in any cell as per requirement. He not only enters there but also helps the operators for small challenges they are facing.
In every production activity there are different workstations and operators are working on them. They require raw material, billets, blanks, semi- finished goods, tools for their operations. They transform them as per requirement and send it to next station. This is the flow going on up to the finish product. Imagine if every operator must visit another station to collect the raw material for his station –
How much Time he will spend?
How much distance he will travel?
How many components he will be able to finish on his station?
What if he faces any challenge?
The answer to all these questions is Water Spider – A person who keeps rounding all the stations, cells and keeps filing its inward trays by blanks, semi-finished goods to be transformed. Picks the worked upon goods and moves them to another workstation. The operator never needs to wait for the inputs (good) and need not to worry about the outputs (goods) he has transformed to next stage of shape. If any operator is facing any small challenge of adjusting tool, settings, this person is the great help to reduce his trouble and increase his productivity. So, this person allows the operator to spend all their working time on their station, no waiting, no movement, complete output as per time study. Complete Value-added Job by operator. Here we get the answer – Water spider for all above questions.
Roles and Goals of a water spider: -
1. JIT – Very important to control inventory on shop floor so he has to fix his schedule and supply the goods, tools, blanks etc. at the right time and in exactly required quantity to avoid any blockage or starvation.
2. He must be having knowledge of the production process and sequence of operation so that he can plan his rout and schedule for smooth flow of production line.
3. He also, to have knowledge about tooling and machines so that he can help in between to the operators is they are facing any challenges.
4. He must know about Kanban – he should pick and place the cards and update them for further information. In case of ERP he must be able to operate the system and keeps the data updated for replenishing the goods at main stores.
5. Time management – He should standardize his route to save his time and be able to use spare time for other stuff.
