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I am a water spider at work 🕷️ 💦
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2022-03-19 at 10:06 AM UTCThat's not a bad idea but I would try to get a Lil extra snuck in everywhere that way if I need to go for a smoke or play a slot machine game in the toilet I can go off for a few hours and everything every little thing gonna be alright
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2022-03-19 at 10:08 AM UTCThe real water spider meta is saving all the small light items for the cute girls and leaving your water bottle at her station so you have to see her every time you drink a water and only give her easy work all day and then take an hour long shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-19 at 10:10 AM UTCOkay.. NOW THIS IS EPIC
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2022-03-19 at 10:11 AM UTCPlot twist when you realize you're baby ain't what you thought she says hey you keep bringing the 3 inch tome I want the8 inch
"Horror music*. Weeeel looks like it's time to find a new home for my watto botto *does a burnout* MY SPIDER SENSE IS TINGLING I HAVE TO GTFO -
2022-03-19 at 10:15 AM UTCI don't wanna waterspider today but they always make me do it I just wanna work the line man
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2022-03-19 at 10:18 AM UTCOh shit I didn't know you might switch day to day and be something different that just shattered my fragile ego. I had a.dream that Totse 2k1 came back to nis and then I was.naked in my car when a dump truck pulled up into my yard. I wanted to go see wtf they were up to but it was the middle of the day and I was naked so I had to wait till no one was around. Turns out they were dumping off a load of sweet potatoes. I was on permanent house arrest for life so I could only be In my car or house
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2022-03-19 at 10:24 AM UTCYou aren't supposed to do waterspider more than 2 days but they keep asking me to do it 3 days even though at the end of that day 3 I am so fucking cooked mentally and physically and end up PTO'ing out on Sunday
I haven't had a full week all month but I used all my PTO so I gotta be there now I'm TRAPPED as a waterspider -
2022-03-19 at 10:26 AM UTCThey need to go back to six sigma school if they think that's correct and proper because it's NOT
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2022-03-19 at 2:08 PM UTCHoly fuck my life
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2022-03-19 at 3:28 PM UTC
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2022-03-19 at 10:18 PM UTCI meant the working dude I literally said to myself out loud at work a few times "I'm Naoki man I'm fucking Naoki"
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2022-03-20 at 5:48 AM UTCOp maintains his job because he's handicapped and lives in a socialist nation.
You are the manufacturing equivalent of q Walmart greeter. -
2022-03-20 at 5:49 AM UTCGood you're making an effort though.
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2022-03-20 at 9 AM UTC
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2022-03-20 at 2:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Who is the water spider in lean?
AS the term suggest a water spider in lean is the person skimming all around the shop floor and entering in any cell as per requirement. He not only enters there but also helps the operators for small challenges they are facing.
In every production activity there are different workstations and operators are working on them. They require raw material, billets, blanks, semi- finished goods, tools for their operations. They transform them as per requirement and send it to next station. This is the flow going on up to the finish product. Imagine if every operator must visit another station to collect the raw material for his station –
How much Time he will spend?
How much distance he will travel?
How many components he will be able to finish on his station?
What if he faces any challenge?
The answer to all these questions is Water Spider – A person who keeps rounding all the stations, cells and keeps filing its inward trays by blanks, semi-finished goods to be transformed. Picks the worked upon goods and moves them to another workstation. The operator never needs to wait for the inputs (good) and need not to worry about the outputs (goods) he has transformed to next stage of shape. If any operator is facing any small challenge of adjusting tool, settings, this person is the great help to reduce his trouble and increase his productivity. So, this person allows the operator to spend all their working time on their station, no waiting, no movement, complete output as per time study. Complete Value-added Job by operator. Here we get the answer – Water spider for all above questions.
Roles and Goals of a water spider: -
1. JIT – Very important to control inventory on shop floor so he has to fix his schedule and supply the goods, tools, blanks etc. at the right time and in exactly required quantity to avoid any blockage or starvation.
2. He must be having knowledge of the production process and sequence of operation so that he can plan his rout and schedule for smooth flow of production line.
3. He also, to have knowledge about tooling and machines so that he can help in between to the operators is they are facing any challenges.
4. He must know about Kanban – he should pick and place the cards and update them for further information. In case of ERP he must be able to operate the system and keeps the data updated for replenishing the goods at main stores.
5. Time management – He should standardize his route to save his time and be able to use spare time for other stuff.
I don't mean to be a dick but it sounds like a job easily performed by a conveyor belt. Unless the parts are huge. And you gotta drive em to the stations in a forklift or some such.
