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Is there anyone on this website who doesn't exhibit autistic tendencies?

  1. G African Astronaut
    Reddit's an absolute spectrum resort.
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Are you socially gay?

    That is made up, just like your millions.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This thread has helped solidify that everyone is a little autistic SO WHO IS THE REAL SPASTIC? (Besides me)
  4. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That is made up, just like your millions.

    Nah it's real as exhibited in you, the gay I mean.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Nah it's real as exhibited in you, the gay I mean.

    What an awkward sentence. Clear cut case of advanced stage tubotism (soft and boring Pakistani edition). Do you get disability for it?
  6. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo What an awkward sentence. Clear cut case of advanced stage tubotism (soft and boring Pakistani edition). Do you get disability for it?

    It's not awkward at all. In fact your attempt at a roast is what is awkward.
  7. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by stl1 All that potential ended up in your arm?

    No, because I wouldn't be the person I am today without my life experiences. At least I'm not a decrepit old man who hits on every girl here asking them for nudes, and is a fucking biden supporter.

    For all the shit u give me for my addiction, you think you'd be a little harder on the bidens dud to the fact that hunter is a self proclaimed professional crack and parmesean cheese smoker. He claims to have spent more time on his knees looking through carpet than anybody.

    Lol stl1 is such a broke nigga that he has an upstairs bathroom but refuses to go up there or use anything in his upstairs because he doesn't want to heat it. Must suck living on a fixed income that is shit.

    Another point thats hilarious: he thinks I put all my families money "up my arm" ...which is hilarious because if he knew the businesses my family owns he'd realize there's no shortage of money here. Let's put it this way, I can guarantee you are a patron of at least one of families business/products.

    I've been wanting to take a trip down to Jupiter to spend a weekend at my families complex and go watch some spring training, but idk if I'm gonna this year, I might, just haven't decided. I can fly or drive down whenever i want.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Nah it's real as exhibited in you, the gay I mean.

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive It's not awkward at all. In fact your attempt at a roast is what is awkward.

    Are you sure about that? Are you sure that is what you wanted to type because it's really muddled and confused but you can be as loud and proud autistic as you wanna be you special little guy you!
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Nah it's real as exhibited in you, the gay I mean.

    Like does this make sense in your head? Can you imagine anyone saying this? If I ever heard anyone say this I would make a face and stare at them until they apologized and put their head down and I can't imagine anyone, male or female who wouldn't have this same reaction.

    Literally the only proper response after saying this would be to immediately notify everyone present that you gave autism so as to get yourself a pass. And that's ok, there's nothing wrong with it, just admit you have raging autism bordering on sonichu levels and that's nothing to be ashamed of
  10. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Are you sure about that? Are you sure that is what you wanted to type because it's really muddled and confused but you can be as loud and proud autistic as you wanna be you special little guy you!

    Actually it wasn't muddled and confused at all, only your attempts to "troll" based on it are muddled and confused.

    What seems to be the problem, exactly?
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive It's not awkward at all. In fact your attempt at a roast is what is awkward.

    ^The old elementary school playground "I'm rubber you're glue" schtick.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Obbe If I got diagnosed with autism in my 30's how would it change my life? Would it be better or worse? Would it be worth getting tested? Or is it better to just keep living life as is and not really worrying or caring about what exactly is wrong with me?

    No treatment so the diagnosis is kinda pointless. Like if your kid has it maybe you can get teachers to have some compassion and not treat the kid like they’re just a spastic dickhead but you don’t really get anything in adult society for being a sperg.

    Maybe a diagnosis could help some people be more aware of their behavior and try to consciously fix that but IDK, I think some people kinda use it as an excuse because being empathetic and socially functional is hard for most people and it’s easier to get a doctor’s note than it is to learn how to live with other people.
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Think everyone is on the spectrum to some degree.

    I'm just brain damaged from years alcohol/ cocaine abuse.

    I never abused cocaine.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Obbe If I got diagnosed with autism in my 30's how would it change my life? Would it be better or worse? Would it be worth getting tested? Or is it better to just keep living life as is and not really worrying or caring about what exactly is wrong with me?

    I got diagnosed at 17 and it did change my life in that I learned what my strengths and weaknesses were. Before I thought everyone thought like me. The downside is I live in fear because you can be sectioned in the UK just for having autism and I’ve come close, luckily escaped hospital when I OD’d. I don’t think a mental health history is good for anyone and there’s no meds for it, there’s not even a standardised test. So my advice is don’t get diagnosed, just read up on it for yourself. I read Hans Aspergers work on Libgen it helped.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I’ve actually never read a book to help with social skills, like never cared enough. I learnt though that autists won’t follow social rules without knowing the reasoning behind them.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I’m worried about some cure being forced on me in future. If that happens I will be running off to the Dagara tribe in Africa because they believe people with autism are healers possessed by alien spirits and have this ritual to bond the person with the spirit.
  17. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I never abused cocaine.

    It's fun for about 2 weeks.
  18. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by stl1 All that potential ended up in your arm?

    LOL

    Can you shoot up potential?

    If so lmk how


    I always wished you could just shoot up money, like it wouldn't be as good as China but it would keep you off sick. I'd be saving my pennies like a mad man if this were true years ago.

    It's much nicer getting my dope legally from a doctor now, and way less expensive!
  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Being labeled autistic is like having lupus.

    Its basically a doctor saying, yah your fuxking weird and socially awkward and we don't have a cure or know what causes it. Good luck!

    Same as lupus, like well we know your immune system is overactive but why? who the fuck knows, and don't even ask me what causes or how to treat it, what do I look like? A doctor? Here's some hydocloriquen, good luck little nigga
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  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I never abused cocaine.

    That's cause you're homosexual.
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