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Poll: Who Should Kill Themselves Next?

Who Should Be Next?

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am. I am a DIE-HARD Democrat. Name a democratic policy that you disagree with and I will easily change your mind with my power of persuasion.
  2. Cut my life into pieces. This is my last retort.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cut my life into Pisces
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by frala Lanny has honestly turned into a full blown Republican and it sickens me

    Pics or it never happened.
  5. Fucking nigger
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah. N word!
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What thread is this I don't care. My friend is delivering me some cheeseburgers and I'm going to bed. I wake up at 8 tomorrow, pack my little bag, hit the road at 9, travel to Minneapolis and will be hanging out at some breweries during the day until Tool at 7. I am a retard and this is the only thing I get to ever do in my life that I'm really excited about hence why I keep bringing it up and whatever.

    I love you all and I'll see you in the other side.

    Thank you and good night.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    FUCK NIGGERS FOLKS!
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Well STD1 is dead. One down six to go. I wonder which of the remaining six on the list will be next.
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    man I was almost ready to tell him Biden won
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  11. Can we get a copy/paste of his obit?
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker 60 is not old.

    As for lazy I do more before noon than you do in two days kid.

    I eat well and take proper supplements for my age.

    As for making it through this year, I have already accomplished more in the first two months of it than you will in the rest of it.

    My annual VA physical came back last week. According to all the tests I am in perfect health other than a slight delay on cardio recovery due to smoking.

    But I promise you this, I could still send you to the hospital if your actions warrant it.

    60 IS OLD
    just face it
    That doesn't mean you have to think of yourself as "old" or behave that way, but you certainly aren't young anymore.
    I am young and despite being 31 now there are zoomers in their late teens and early 20s that call me "an old man", which is crazy.
    I just laugh at them, it's hard to take someone seriously who wasn't alive when the PS2 came out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. also I voted sophie since he's actually a horrible person who absolutely deserves to die
    although ratface will likely be the next poster here to die since he's a sickly little tweaker with a body devastated from a lifetime of drug abuse
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by POLECAT man I was almost ready to tell him Biden won

    I tried, nigger has to be way dead cuz that post should have brought him out of the ICU
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    is stl dead or not
  16. Originally posted by Bradley is stl dead or not

    Unfortunately, he hasn't kicked the bucket yet.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Bradley is stl dead or not

    no, he went out and hit the streets as a cumm lickin faggot
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley is stl dead or not

    yes

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Unfortunately, he hasn't kicked the bucket yet.

    wrong
  19. He's posting from the grave. Extreme long distance charges will apply.
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