Originally posted by Lanny
Yeah, the writing on archer took a nosedive hard. People shit on it for the lame story arcs but I don't even care, the line-level comedy feels like it's geared at fifth graders when it used to be full of comically obscure anachronisms.
I was hoping it would get better with more freedom on FXX like Sunny did, but alas.
When Khabib missed wait I almost cried. That was the fight I wanted to see the most out of everything. El Cucuy is my main man.
I hate how the UFC has been handling Aldo. Jose Aldo. That's a disgrace. Filming him crying and all that shit. Interim belts for everyone, though. Aldo vs Holloway, your thoughts?
GSP? Nick motherfucking Diaz. It makes way more sense than Bisping for the MW title. Him and Nick got a history, the mainstream probably still remembers the Diaz name from the McGregor fight. Possibility for a trilogy.
I really don't see GSP nor Bisping holding on to the title after their match, though. Romero, Jacare, Rockhold. The division is tough.
I want to see Rose, PVZ and Karate Hottie in a hardcore lesbian porn. Mackenzie Dern, too.
I would like to see a naked, oiled tournament between Kyra Gracie, PVZ, Rose, and Waterson. Hopefully there would be a lot of triangle chokes. Also, something something "it's in deep" "full mount" and "rear naked."
Also Mackenzie Dern vs Miesha Tate naked and oiled. My penis can only get so erect.
I've learned to never trust an AKA fighter. I'll get excited about a fight when they're both standing in the cage. I'd like to see Holloway take the belt, I'd probably have to bet on Aldo though. I've known a few Hawaiians and they are fucking tough as nails. I like the idea of favela toughness vs Hawaiian toughness.
Am I the only one who thought the Diaz/GSP fight was a farce? Sure Nick was smack talking and showing off, but he had nothing for GSP fighting wise. Maybe I need to rewatch it. I wonder why GSP decided to move up to MW. Does he think Tyron is that much better than Bisping? Maybe he doesn't want to cut weight?
Also what's your take on Mighty Mouse? I think he needs to move up already. Him vs Cruz or Garbrandt might actually get him some money. I'd like to see MM/Cruz then if MM wins, he takes the winner of Dillashaw/Garbrandt. All that needs to be said about the 125 division is that Sergio Pettis is coming up on a title fight, and I thought LHW and HW were shallow.
Bring Condit back and make him fight GSP. That shit was a robbery.
GSP/Diaz was like 5 years ago. I just remember being pissed. I just can't stand that little French Canadian leg humper. Rush was fun to watch but his last fights were just shit.
Condit/Lawler was a fucking war from the bell to the buzzer. UFC let Rory go after his awesome fight against Lawler? Fuck them.
Too bad Bigg Rigg is a mess these days (ahem USADA), he could have avenged his loss to GSP. I'd also like to see a Condit/Woodley rematch, but that's way off since he's coming off of two losses.
I hope the Cowboy/Lawler fight is good. I don't see Cowboy winning, but I have a soft spot for his racist, misogynistic, redneck ass.