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  1. #61
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive If you were insulting me, that would mean the insult wouldn't apply to you, so you would say that a dead woman WOULD fuck you, right?

    He's saying that even a bloated rotting maggot filled corpse would find your sick fuck ass too repulsive to want to be in the presence of much less have intercourse with a disease filled leech such as yourself.

    That's what he's saying. It's not hard to figure out, Karen.

    Obbe, my condolences. Sorry you're dealing with such a hard situation. I still struggle with the loss of my father. I'm also sorry there are people like wariat who say such sick vile things in order to get a cheap reaction to your emotional pain. Mt prayers and good vibes are with you for whatever that's worth.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #62
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone He's saying that even a bloated rotting maggot filled corpse would find your sick fuck ass too repulsive to want to be in the presence of much less have intercourse with a disease filled leech such as yourself.

    That's what he's saying. It's not hard to figure out, Karen.

    Obbe, my condolences. Sorry you're dealing with such a hard situation. I still struggle with the loss of my father. I'm also sorry there are people like wariat who say such sick vile things in order to get a cheap reaction to your emotional pain. Mt prayers and good vibes are with you for whatever that's worth.

    I know what he's saying, dummy, I'm saying a corpse can't want anything.
  3. #63
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive I know what he's saying, dummy, I'm saying a corpse can't want anything.

    The living biome of said corpse wants nothing to do with you.
  4. #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive If you were insulting me, that would mean the insult wouldn't apply to you, so you would say that a dead woman WOULD fuck you, right?



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I am saying exactly what I said which is why I chose the words.
  5. #65
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone The living biome of said corpse wants nothing to do with you.

    Fine I'll just rape her
  6. #66
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe So I spoke to the medical examiner, I guess she set up an air mattress in the garage. She had a gas mask sort of thing rigged up to a CO2 canister from her soda stream, and she injected herself with an overdose of insulin. She had left the vehicle parked outside which the neighbors found unusual and when they noticed that, they also noticed the monitor she had set up in the window connected to her computer, displaying text requesting someone to call the authorities. The house was locked but the authorities were able to get into the truck and used the garage door opener to gain entry to the garage and the rest of the house. She left up signs with my contact information and to not resuscitate her. She had sealed some letters and left other important documents on the dining table, which I guess the police or whoever opened up anyways, I'll have to reseal and mail them out to people later.

    Sorry you have to mail those letters out, that can't be pleasant. The following might sound a little morbid but the Hypoglycemic Coma/CO2 combo, is a smart way to go about it. She didn't suffer.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Sophie Sorry you have to mail those letters out, that can't be pleasant. The following might sound a little morbid but the Hypoglycemic Coma/CO2 combo, is a smart way to go about it. She didn't suffer.

    Did you actually think that would be a comforting thing to say?
  8. #68
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I see captain autism has been childish and tasteless at the worst possible time again.

    "He" has this weird thing where "he's" jealous over anyone else getting genuine attention for anything.

    Captain cowards life is boring and "he" has no friends and no prospective social ties. Really just emotionally stunted with a shitty personality and nothing on the horizon. It would be horrible to go through life that way. One of the people on this website it's depressing to even have a passing awareness of existing.

    A girl I know died a few days ago, and someone else I know died about a week before. Everyone is fucking dying these days, it's such a rough time. Both overdosed. I remember when I was young and reckless I was blackout drunk and she was pregnant and helped look after me. However, she ended up losing the baby. She went out with someone who was at one point my beat friends father, who also died of an overdose before his time.

    I'm glad Obbe's stepmother did things on her terms, as difficult and inexplicable as it may seem sometimes, I'm sure her energy transferred to something good
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Sudo I see captain autism has been childish and tasteless at the worst possible time again.

    "He" has this weird thing where "he's" jealous over anyone else getting genuine attention for anything.

    Captain cowards life is boring and "he" has no friends and no prospective social ties. Really just emotionally stunted with a shitty personality and nothing on the horizon. It would be horrible to go through life that way. One of the people on this website it's depressing to even have a passing awareness of existing.

    A girl I know died a few days ago, and someone else I know died about a week before. Everyone is fucking dying these days, it's such a rough time. Both overdosed. I remember when I was young and reckless I was blackout drunk and she was pregnant and helped look after me. However, she ended up losing the baby. She went out with someone who was at one point my beat friends father, who also died of an overdose before his time.

    I'm glad Obbe's stepmother did things on her terms, as difficult and inexplicable as it may seem sometimes, I'm sure her energy transferred to something good

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