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Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
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2022-03-10 at 4:01 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 4:22 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 4:34 PM UTCImagine having a GF who bullies you into being NatSoc. 40 pushups every morning at 6am or she kicks the shit out of you in bed. Occasionally she wakes up crying because she was dreaming of Hitler in the bunker and needs to be held. Relentless bullying everytime you develop a gut or can't run 10k in under 45 minutes. She can only sleep with an unsheathed knife so sharp you could shave with it under her pillow. She carries an illegal gun in her handbag, and says she has a bullet engraved with a heart at the bottom of the clip so she can end her own life if her enemies are about to capture her. You hope it's a joke, but every night she counts to 12 several times, as if the repetition is an exercise stroking your penis. 1,2,3,4...5,6,7,8,9,10...11...Uber uns die Swarze Sonne in einer Weisse Welt *bang* She requires you to hold her down during sex and you have to move to the country because she screams so loud. She begs you to impregnate her with future soldiers for the motherland, then calls you a rapist and a piece of shit, before falling asleep in your arms. She dresses the kids in camo and tells them that a glorious death is the best outcome in life. She wants to be buried in the garden and an oak tree planted over her corpse so she can provide shade to future generations of her people.
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2022-03-10 at 4:37 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 4:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine having a GF who bullies you into being NatSoc. 40 pushups every morning at 6am or she kicks the shit out of you in bed. Occasionally she wakes up crying because she was dreaming of Hitler in the bunker and needs to be held. Relentless bullying everytime you develop a gut or can't run 10k in under 45 minutes. She can only sleep with an unsheathed knife so sharp you could shave with it under her pillow. She carries an illegal gun in her handbag, and says she has a bullet engraved with a heart at the bottom of the clip so she can end her own life if her enemies are about to capture her. She requires you to hold her down during sex. You have to move to the country because she screams so loud. She begs you to impregnate her with future soldiers for the motherland. She dresses the kids in camo and tells them that a glorious death is the best outcome in life. She wants to be buried in the garden and an oak tree planted over her corpse so she can provide shade to future generations of her people.
Leibstandarte-SS Adolf Hitler, levels of commitment or bust. -
2022-03-10 at 4:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine having a GF who bullies you into being NatSoc. 40 pushups every morning at 6am or she kicks the shit out of you in bed. Occasionally she wakes up crying because she was dreaming of Hitler in the bunker and needs to be held. Relentless bullying everytime you develop a gut or can't run 10k in under 45 minutes. She can only sleep with an unsheathed knife so sharp you could shave with it under her pillow. She carries an illegal gun in her handbag, and says she has a bullet engraved with a heart at the bottom of the clip so she can end her own life if her enemies are about to capture her. She requires you to hold her down during sex. You have to move to the country because she screams so loud. She begs you to impregnate her with future soldiers for the motherland. She dresses the kids in camo and tells them that a glorious death is the best outcome in life. She wants to be buried in the garden and an oak tree planted over her corpse so she can provide shade to future generations of her people.
I would call her a racist to tease her and tell her to calm down and get back in the kitchen -
2022-03-10 at 4:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine having a GF who bullies you into being NatSoc. 40 pushups every morning at 6am or she kicks the shit out of you in bed. Occasionally she wakes up crying because she was dreaming of Hitler in the bunker and needs to be held. Relentless bullying everytime you develop a gut or can't run 10k in under 45 minutes. She can only sleep with an unsheathed knife so sharp you could shave with it under her pillow. She carries an illegal gun in her handbag, and says she has a bullet engraved with a heart at the bottom of the clip so she can end her own life if her enemies are about to capture her. Every night she counts to 12. She requires you to hold her down during sex. You have to move to the country because she screams so loud. She begs you to impregnate her with future soldiers for the motherland. She dresses the kids in camo and tells them that a glorious death is the best outcome in life. She wants to be buried in the garden and an oak tree planted over her corpse so she can provide shade to future generations of her people.
Wow very edgy and greentext.
You should rewrite this with meme arrows to reflect the audience it was written for. -
2022-03-10 at 4:55 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 4:56 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 5:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would call her a racist to tease her and tell her to calm down and get back in the kitchen
She'd say: Of course i'm a racist. How can you in good conscious not hate the jews for all the evils they have wrought. How much longer must the white race suffer under the plots and devices of the jew? When will your patience finally run out? When will you stand up for what is right for our people? Perhaps you are hoping, that because you are a good person the jew will treat you as an equal? And that perhaps you can live in harmony with the jew? I for one will not suffer the indignity of living in so called harmony with parasites. The jew is devoid of the good traits you see in man, because the jew is no man at all. And therefore as with any parasite there is only one solution to the jewish question. -
2022-03-10 at 5:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie She'd say: Of course i'm a racist. How can you in good conscious not hate the jews for all the evils they have wrought. How much longer must the white race suffer under the plots and devices of the jew? When will your patience finally run out? When will you stand up for what is right for our people? Perhaps you are hoping, that because you are a good person the jew will treat you as an equal? And that perhaps you can live in harmony with the jew? I for one will not suffer the indignity of living in so called harmony with parasites. The jew is devoid of the good traits you see in man, because the jew is no man at all. And therefore as with any parasite there is only one solution to the jewish question.
Of all the girls I met in Ukraine only the jedi whore who did her time in the IDF but chose to live in Ukraine anyway, sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass by goys, is anywhere close to this level of self actualisation.
Groceries Girl is 1/8th jedi, and humble-brags about it sometimes. Her mom used to bully her for being so dumb in school, since she had jedi ancestry. I like to bully her too and call her "Rabbi Sweta". She doesn't seem to have a drop of jedi ethnocentrism. I ask her if she wants to have kids, she says maybe when she's 45 or 50. She really believes that. She is a net victim of jedi horseshit. -
2022-03-10 at 5:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Of all the girls I met in Ukraine only the jedi whore who did her time in the IDF but chose to live in Ukraine anyway, sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass by goys, is anywhere close to this level of self actualisation.
Groceries Girl is 1/8th jedi, and humble-brags about it sometimes. Her mom used to bully her for being so dumb in school, since she had jedi ancestry. I like to bully her too and call her "Rabbi Sweta". She doesn't seem to have a drop of jedi ethnocentrism. I ask her if she wants to have kids, she says maybe when she's 45 or 50. She really believes that. She is a net victim of jedi horseshit.
You've never been to Ukraine. -
2022-03-10 at 7:48 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 7:55 PM UTCImagine going to the gym and your girlfriend asking how many reps did you do, you do your muscles hurt? And if you say no she makes sure the rest of you hurts instead. This is what I need in a girl, but if I admit it they will think me weak.
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2022-03-10 at 8:03 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 8:05 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 8:05 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 8:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine going to the gym and your girlfriend asking how many reps did you do, you do your muscles hurt? And if you say no she makes sure the rest of you hurts instead. This is what I need in a girl, but if I admit it they will think me weak.
I went to the gym today and listened to mother mother, scissor sisters tee grizzley and ynw Melly. I'm pretty sure if I told most females what I listen to to work out they'd tell me no matter how big I get ill still be a faggot