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wut did u dream about last night

  1. #21
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Putting a bullet in Putin’s head
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  2. #22
    Kafka sweaty
    There was some house getting shot up but it turned out to be for a music video, welcome to the club by Manian was playing, I was on a bike ride in these sand dunes and the sky was pink, the bike was going to fast, then the handlebars were gone, tried waking myself up and had sleep paralysis.
  3. #23
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    That I got my testicles removed.



    Was a fucking nightmare
  4. #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    your ass
  5. #25
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I dont really dream anymore. Something to do with my fucked brain chemistry i think. Last one i had a couple months ago, i had a family. wife son and daughter. It felt like a lifetime. I felt loved and needed and content. I was making forts for them out of sofa cushions. Barbecues. Watching movies in the dark with my wife. Halloween costumes for the kids. Taking pictures of them with goofy lil missing teeth. First dances. I could see them growing up.Then one day they just disappeared and the whole house was empty and everything was cardboard and plastic cutouts like a cheap movie set. I ran through the neighborhood trying to find them and knocking on doors but the houses were all empty and full of sand. Sand falling in through the roofs and making its way through cracks in the windows. And then i looked up and i was in this ghost town, city half buried like an old skeleton in the desert. I was all alone. I started choking on the sand as it rose above my lips. When i woke up I was crying and the feeling of loss was really fucked up and palpable.

    Damn. My dreams are way more esoteric than that, often dark, often disturbing. But in a vague sort of way, IDK how you feel about it but i think there is a lot of meaning to the dream you described.
  6. #26
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Further on the rain sounds, Alexa wouldn't play it last night, I tried and tried and it kept saying "ok" but no rain sounds were forthcoming.

    So Alexa is pissed at you too?

    Sounds like AI has replaced the hole in your heart your ex-wives left you with though
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Grylls So Alexa is pissed at you too?

    Sounds like AI has replaced the hole in your heart your ex-wives left you with though

    lolol what a simp. Do you feel empty without a woman Grylls?

    It's always funny when some incel finally gets some and then thinks he's worldly wise.
  8. #28
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lolol what a simp. Do you feel empty without a woman Grylls?

    It's always funny when some incel finally gets some and then thinks he's worldly wise.

    lolol?

    What does that mean?

    You always seem uncomfortable when I mention your past
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Grylls lolol?

    What does that mean?

    You always seem uncomfortable when I mention your past

    If I was uncomfortable about my past I would never have mentioned it in the first place.

    When you get some actual life experience you too will find amusement in your own past.

    lolol means I'm laughing at you, not with you.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I was uncomfortable about my past I would never have mentioned it in the first place.

    When you get some actual life experience you too will find amusement in your own past.

    lolol means I'm laughing at you, not with you.

    Yep I've seen it a hundred and one times me ol mucker.

    Hey grills, get big , dumbo
  11. #31
    Nile bump
    dreams about planets and fish swimming between the void.
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  12. #32
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Scron was in my dream last night. I don't know what happened, we talked, that's all I remember.
  13. #33
    My third floor toilet was clogging up so I started rooting around in it and it started.to flush when I realized it was.full.of pliers and.ratchet.straps so I had to grab them to keep them.from.flushing but the toet was.pulling so.hard.it.was a battle bit in the end I kept most of it from falling in farther but now most of the stuff.was.half flushed and.lodged pretty bad

    I was expecting visitors and getting pretty.nervous because I didn't know how to explain my toilet fill of pliers and ratchet straps. Well the drain line under the toilet broke FLOODING the room underneath with dirty toilet water which Areally sent me into a panic.


    There was a lot more bit I'll be honest when I woke up I was in a downright daze and had sand in my eyes like DU WUT and I must have instantlytaneously forgotten like a good 3/4 of the dreams


    But in another part was my grandmother , that's my nan for you yanks. And we were reminiscing about some concert or event or sumthin I forget now
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  14. #34
    Kafka sweaty
    The dog was controlling the baby. Opening up a hotel room that’d been sealed for 40 years, came out of the airport into the woods. This house with Mik, but the car in the driveway was stolen, the living room looked empty and there was a parcel at the door, Mik took a hammer out of it and killed someone, then hid behind a rose bush, heard sirens. The house number was 0.
  15. #35
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    You’re all fucked in the head
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  16. #36
    Kafka sweaty
    It was that my skin wasn't white and I was in court, they told me to tell the truth so I did. It was that I was hiding from monsters in the woods and fell out of a tree, then they decapitated me. Someone came along and stitched me back together. Then I was back in court and everyone was smiling at me. At a pond, murky water, someone dared me to go in so I took off my Converse and did.
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting

    It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief
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  18. #38
    Kafka sweaty
    this thread's never gonna die
  19. #39
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ I was at the Tool concert that I'm going to this Sunday (shameless humblebrag because I'm so excite and waited me whole life) and for whatever reason there was a blackjack table right in front of where we were sitting

    It was intermission and everyone was losing and my friend just out a five foot high stack of chips down and I got pissed off and grabbed them and hucked them into the crowd then angrily went to go take a piss and when I came back I reached for my phone but it wasn't in my pocket and I panicked and then saw a phone on my chair but it was some old flip phone that wasn't mine and is tarted panicking more because I thought I lost my phone and then I kinda half woke up and reached over and felt my real phone on my bed and realized it was a dream and had the proverbial oh it was just a dream thank goodness sigh of relief

    What do you think it means? I used to listen to Tool
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka What do you think it means? I used to listen to Tool

    Nothing really just sort of a hodge podge of things that I like (my phone, blackjack, pissing, Tool).
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