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  1. #61
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol
  2. #62
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by frala Polecat do you know anything about cannibalism? We watched a true crime doc series the other day and the best one was about the Zambian Meat forum killer.

    all I know is I sure hope its just a conspiracy about Mc D's and subway serving human meat, cuz if its true, we have a whole new battle to look forward to in the upcoming pacolips .
    I put a ham back at the store yesterday cuz it was not shaped like a pig part, then I realized humans are thin skinned and pigs are thick skinned so all I gotta do is get the pig parts that still have skin on em to be sure.
  3. #63
    Thank you for your insight. I’m sure it will come in handy one day.
  4. #64
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    IT WILL, i'M SURE IF YOU ARE CLEANED PROPERLY AND COOKED ON AN OPEN FIRE YOU WOULDNT TASTE BAD
  5. #65
    Lol FUCK YOU POLESPIT
  6. #66
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Chest nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiiire
  7. #67
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT all I know is I sure hope its just a conspiracy about Mc D's and subway serving human meat, cuz if its true, we have a whole new battle to look forward to in the upcoming pacolips .
    I put a ham back at the store yesterday cuz it was not shaped like a pig part, then I realized humans are thin skinned and pigs are thick skinned so all I gotta do is get the pig parts that still have skin on em to be sure.

    Pigs are disgusting and very similar in many ways to humans/human meat. Would rather eat people in the upcoming 2paclypse
  8. #68
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    KNOW THE SIGNS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_toilet
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  9. #69
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If there's one take away from this thread I hope it's that pigs are disgusting and should not be consumed by any self respecting human
  10. #70
    A good one was the "Hamburger Killer", because he'd take his victims and put them in an industrial meat grinder and make hamburgers for friends and relatives he'd invite over for supper. He was nabbed when one of the guests noticed that the meat didn't really taste like hamburger at all, "more like sea food", and the killer kept making odd jokes while they ate, rousing suspicion, the guest said. The guest brought the burger to police and they had it analyzed and declared it human remains.
  11. #71
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo Pigs are disgusting and very similar in many ways to humans/human meat. Would rather eat people in the upcoming 2paclypse

    if God is out there I know he disapproves of eating human. I wouldn't want to go against him like that,, little sins i'm ok with testing the waters with but I really try to not do major stuff like that to piss God off. I'm still trying to find the proof I'm not a fool for thinking this way. all I know is the evil cocksuckers out there taking our freedoms away are not godly folks they tend to be more darkish in the gods they pray to .

    I'm mad at my butcher for sending me home with about 7 packages of nasty tasting pork sAUSAGE when I doubled up back in december. he hasnt called me and I havent gone back, mostly cuz I wanted him to call me saying come on over man I got the good shit, that would give me the advantage , going back to him would give him the barter advantage, so I cant afford the red meat at the store so I'm back on pork and chicken and now they are limiting the purchase of birds to one per person and its 30 miles to the store so I'm a bit screwed at this time on the meat front
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  12. #72
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bro, that guy has rats, I'm nit taking advice from a dude who lives in squalor. I did that for years and it's not a good look.
  13. #73
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What do you know about chickens? 🐔 I'm gonna make a coop and hear you put them in the coop for a month then can let th3m out and they'll return at night. When I kill thm I was just gonna say "bismillah" then chop em off and hang em upside down and maybe see if the ol "chicken with its head cut off" adage was accurate. Is this a good way to go about it? Gonna put crusher and chicken wire down too.
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  14. #74
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    And lol u prolly eat pork if u eat ground burger from a grocery store.

    They can never sell the pork trimmings to instead of losing money just ground that shit up in the burger. No one will know.

    Unless u do it on health inspection day, then ur retarded.

    This happens wayyyyyy more often than ud think.

    The knowledge of owning businesses makes you realize a lot of sneaky shit that goes on lol
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  15. #75
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    dude I live in a camp, it costs 500 a year for my property taxes, I'm on a MT. in the woods at the end of the road, no niggers of any color in my area no thieves, no junky's, no cops, no assholes other than Rick and I. no one with the balls to say shit to me in a 30 mile circle. the rats only move in in the winter and after killing 13 the one that left is a smart cocksucker he never comes inside the walls of the house, he only stays in the roof and walls I think he is the OG Rat. not one ratshit has been found inside the house.
    and not a single mouse in the house , we do have a mink and an ermin that comes in sometimes looking for food but they stay out on the porch moistly. but my point is I'm sure you live a shit life following the rules and conditions of your enslaved situation that I do not have to deal with, my world is really relaxing with no outside rules laws or policy's controlling my freedoms.
  16. #76
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    You live in a camp?



    Uhhhhhhh ok ?


    I like the amenities of modern living.
  17. #77
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo What do you know about chickens? 🐔 I'm gonna make a coop and hear you put them in the coop for a month then can let th3m out and they'll return at night. When I kill thm I was just gonna say "bismillah" then chop em off and hang em upside down and maybe see if the ol "chicken with its head cut off" adage was accurate. Is this a good way to go about it? Gonna put crusher and chicken wire down too.

    eating chickens need not be free to run outside the coop, you get 50 or 100 from the getting place and they are full grown fryers at 12 weeks. egg chickens last for 3 to 4 years, and if grown when you get them you only have to keep them in the coop for 3 days and make sure to feed inside the coop so they have reason to come back at first.

    never hang the chicken after chopping the head off till it stops kicking and bleeding , Lop it off and let go so it can have its final dance
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  18. #78
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse You live in a camp?



    Uhhhhhhh ok ?


    I like the amenities of modern living.

    well ur fucked when the shit hits the fan,, I'll still be warm and have water flowing and aint no neighbors gonna come for my stuff when the shit hits the fan
  19. #79
    Polecat is a mountain man and you’re just gonna have to accept him for what he is. Don’t try to understand it or conform him.
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  20. #80
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT well ur fucked when the shit hits the fan,, I'll still be warm and have water flowing and aint no neighbors gonna come for my stuff when the shit hits the fan

    Oh am I? I love whenever people, especially stl1, make assumptions about my life based on based on a couple of letters on a shit posting site.
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