Poledaddy's fatherly wisdom thread

1. 2022-03-04 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #41
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT no, all you need is LaLa bolted to the front of it, that bitch will cut granite like butter

   
   I hear they also use her as an explosives blanket for defusing large bombs.
2. 2022-03-04 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   An Illinoisan welder, an Alabaman auditor, and a man who lives in Sudan holding a jar of peanut butter walk into a dairy farm headquarters.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
3. 2022-03-04 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
4. 2022-03-04 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   A Fargoan retard, a Los Angelean UPS packager man, and an Austonian technology person thing walk under the Queensboro bridge with a total of 35 dollars
5. 2022-03-04 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
6. 2022-03-04 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lala what users would you prescribe as the three sunny boys? Who is Charlie who is Dennis and who is Mac?
   
   You weren't going to anyway but don't use me as one of them.
7. 2022-03-04 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don’t think I am the appropriate person to ask this question. Also, I am sorry for hijacking this thread.
8. 2022-03-04 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That was a stupid question anyway.
   
   I'm sorry.
9. 2022-03-04 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   she aint sorry guys
10. 2022-03-04 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Whatevs Polebitch you know I love you
11. 2022-03-04 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #51
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Weeeeel, folks. Another successful lala thread.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ, 
    • A College Professor, 
    • Sudo
12. 2022-03-04 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She's a goddamn GEM. a mineral. I love her too. We are lucky to have her.
13. 2022-03-04 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #53
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ She's a goddamn GEM. a mineral. I love her too. We are lucky to have her.

    
    She wouldn't be the first person I'd throw overboard in a hot air balloon losing altitude fast over COCKodile infested waters.
14. 2022-03-04 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She wouldn't be the first person I'd throw overboard in a hot air balloon losing altitude fast over COCKodile infested waters.

    
    Who would it be?
    
    You'd throw stl out first probably right? And then tech. And then who? Who would you throw out thirdly?
15. 2022-03-04 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #55
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I'd like to throw st|1 overboard first, but it really would depend on how fat he is.
16. 2022-03-04 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He definitely posts obesely but I don't have that information
17. 2022-03-04 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #57
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obese posting. Lol
    
    That's a thing now.
    
    It's the new moms basement.
    
    /Obesepost ^
18. 2022-03-04 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #58
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I play to win. If he's the fattest, he'd be the first to go over the edge.
19. 2022-03-04 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #59
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No you have the save the fattest people in order to be able to eat then when things inevitably go south.
20. 2022-03-04 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Polecat do you know anything about cannibalism? We watched a true crime doc series the other day and the best one was about the Zambian Meat forum killer.