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When you have to piss & shit at the same time, it's difficult to only piss but hold the shit in...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, eating a lot of pizza b4 attending the keg party is a cardinal sin.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    noggity niggities?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    shi^tskin
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    WellHung Black Hole
    nogs?
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    Just sit down and do both rather than standing to piss and trying to hold the shit in.

    Evacuating both bladder and bowel in one session is always pleasing.

    I've found often you piss a bit, then shit, then piss some more...presumably the shit was causing some sort of piss blockage that was freed upon release of the turd.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha. Excrements.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Men don't usualy sit when peeing but if you're having the hardcore shits, then it's acceptable to shit and pee-while sitting.

    you can't do the both at the same time. the mechanism shuts off peeing while pooping.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Men don't usualy sit when peeing but if you're having the hardcore shits, then it's acceptable to shit and pee-while sitting.

    you can't do the both at the same time. the mechanism shuts off peeing while pooping.

    Sitting to piss is great when you're fucked up or half asleep.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    nogs?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I would prefer to shit before pissing but thats not how it works
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    Originally posted by POLECAT I would prefer to shit before pissing but thats not how it works

    You don't like the marinated splash back huh?...right up the gaping asshole.
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You don't like the marinated splash back huh?

    The closest a brit gets to a bidet.
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    Originally posted by troon The closest a brit gets to a bidet.

    Lemon fresh.
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