2022-02-25 at 1:22 AM UTC
Folks, eating a lot of pizza b4 attending the keg party is a cardinal sin.
2022-02-25 at 8:28 PM UTC
Just sit down and do both rather than standing to piss and trying to hold the shit in.
Evacuating both bladder and bowel in one session is always pleasing.
I've found often you piss a bit, then shit, then piss some more...presumably the shit was causing some sort of piss blockage that was freed upon release of the turd.
2022-02-25 at 11:53 PM UTC
Men don't usualy sit when peeing but if you're having the hardcore shits, then it's acceptable to shit and pee-while sitting.
you can't do the both at the same time. the mechanism shuts off peeing while pooping.
2022-03-03 at 8:48 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I would prefer to shit before pissing but thats not how it works
2022-03-03 at 8:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by POLECAT
I would prefer to shit before pissing but thats not how it works
You don't like the marinated splash back huh?...right up the gaping asshole.
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2022-03-03 at 9:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
You don't like the marinated splash back huh?
The closest a brit gets to a bidet.
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