2022-02-24 at 10:54 PM UTC
I was smoking two cigs each break at work just sucking those beasts down. Even the heavy smokers at work are like damn this guy is going hard
It was killing my lungs so I cut back to one. Too lazy and cheap to buy another vape so I got nicotine gum
Never tried it before. It's pretty good. Shitty gum but I take it one hour before break and the time just FLYS and before I know it the day is over. And I am less angry and suicidal at work
Maybe one day I can quit abusing nicotine at work. This is my quest, I don't know how people can spend their break in a room full of people. I would rather go outside and abuse drugs.
2022-03-03 at 5:38 AM UTC
WTF kind of cigarette pack contains 25 cigarettes??
2022-03-03 at 6:09 AM UTC
Canadian. They also put gross pics of tongue cancer and deformed babies and near-death people on ventilators on the covers, then an insert inside where some dumbfuck tells you their sob story about having smoked and what happened to them. All after you've just paid $20 for one pack.
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2022-03-03 at 12:20 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Yes, that’s why you’re a loser
Normal people get high on life
2022-03-03 at 3:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
Yes, that’s why you’re a loser
Normal people get high on life
You can't get high on that
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2022-03-04 at 9:29 PM UTC
I am also a cigarette power-chiefer.
RIP lungs.
I'll have to try dat gum, yo.
2022-03-04 at 11:19 PM UTC
Because it's fun to work faster than sober slow high horse fucks they are SO SLOW they eat slow, talk slow, think slow "ooooooo sorry I'm not a CAFFEINE GUY" and then they eat a giant meat heavy lunch and go slow all day and take a nap on the bathroom
I CHUG coffee at work I PREFER TO GO ON NO SLEEP or 2 hours sleep DO COCAINE TO WAKE UP FAST take some meth CHUG A COFFEE AT HOME AND AT WORK . Then chain smoke at work , 2 smokes. Maybe 3 and then take a Nicotone gum and an edible
Your body will not have the ability to go slow. When work fucks up you feel it first WHY DID WE STOP WHY ARE WE STOPPING?! gotta walk around and pace or grab a broom drink water and pump and slam. The days fly by. My month flew by and I am lacking hard drugs
It's the working man's grind you gotta destroy your body to go FAST FAST FAST it's how you make managers shit their pants seeing YOU work it makes everyone around you feel worse for how slow they are. The essence of pumping and slamming is substance abuse
I have met a few pumpers and Slammers that don't abuse drugs and they always seem to have a limit. My limit is THE END I think I go so fast they just assume I am starting my day but you gotta start fast and finish fast so nobody can ever glance at you and think "this guy is about to have lunch" because I see that shit all day from hundreds of people YOU CAN JUST FUCKING TELL
when you are buzzing on stimulants even people paid to watch you will have trouble keeping up. They look away and OOP your gone, on another floor.
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2022-03-04 at 11:22 PM UTC
There is no limit you can control the limit with what you take and your diet. I prefer working on the bare minimum of food so that my body burns it all up, that rumbling stomach will speed you up. You can't be too hungry though or you will slow down so it's a constant balance. Starving and stimulants is a bad combo
But thanks to stimulants you can keep track of all this shit AS LONG AS YOU DONT RUN OUT OR SPILL YOUR LATTE ALL OVER YOUR PANTS which can happen if you get the JITTERS from so much fucking CAFFEINE
2022-03-04 at 11:23 PM UTC
I chugged a coffee a few hours ago and have been chewing lots of gum and chain smoking.
2022-03-07 at 10:08 PM UTC
It shoulda been called sniff.
