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Imagine being Putin rn.

  1. #21
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's kind of interesting that some people think the Russians are losing. Overdosing on the western bullshit, which in turn is designed to keep the Ukrainians fighting. Reality is the Russians are doing whatever they want and going wherever they want, and encountering very little resistance. The war is proceeding as quickly as it possibly could. Wars take a long time and Ukraine is a massive country. It took the yanks 3 months to take Baghdad in 2003. It took the Nazis a solid month just to take Kyiv. The horseshit on western news and social media would have you believe the Ukrainians have driven the Russians back and are now planning their final offensive on Moscow.

    They're telling on themselves for overestimating the ridiculous might of the Russian army.

    Really tho the taliban took the whole country in a few weeks but they didn't really have to fire any shots. I think the only surprise would be the narrative and international condemnation makes it hard to ukranians to be supportive of Russian encroachment
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  2. #22
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Technologist I see about three ways this can end.

    1. Russia retreats. Nahh don’t see that happening.

    2. Putin uses nukes. Which could end us all. I hope he’s in a “I don’t want to end the world” mood.

    3. Putin realizes that there is no way to win this war because the people is Ukraine will continue to cause him problems. He also realizes he’s a cuck on the world stage, and offs himself.

    I’m 🤞 for # 3

    Biden will be dead before Putin, possibly midterm.
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Biden kinda looks/acts like Robert Crumb
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Solstice Biden will be dead before Putin, possibly midterm.


    Biden is already dead, just a drone.
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  5. #25
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Really tho the taliban took the whole country in a few weeks but they didn't really have to fire any shots.

    That was riculously quick, but even back then people were complaining about how slow it was and claiming the Afghani women would turn the tide against the taliban.


    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jul/07/armed-afghan-women-take-to-streets-in-show-of-defiance-against-taliban

    When the yanks announced their Afghan government would last 6 months the Taliban just drove around accepting surrenders. Who would fight for a regime that's just announced it's only going to be around for 6 months? So instead of lasting 6 months the fight never even happened.

    Sometimes I'm sure people would shoot in the general direction of the Taliban, then surrender, as you have to pretend to fight so honor is satisfied. That sort of thing happens quite a bit for losing armies.

    Suck to be a Ukrainian soldier right now, you can't really surrender that well to a katusha blasting you from a couple miles away. You can't even see who is destroying your shit. Artillery is supposed to be physiologically draining too. Ernst Junger said it was like someone was smashing something with a sledgehammer right beside your head.
  6. #26
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    When the Russian economy plummets he'll proscribe all the remaining Billionaires and liquidate their Roubles for the masses.

    Expropriation dear comrades
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok I'm imagining being Putin right now.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Today if I were him I'd have one of my advisors get me a big bag of mushies and I'd tell them to "handle the situation out there! What am I paying you for anyway?!" Then I'd go to a special room for the next few days and get fucked up and listen to music and clear my head and forget about everything.
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  9. #29
    Originally posted by mmQ Today if I were him I'd have one of my advisors get me a big bag of mushies and I'd tell them to "handle the situation out there! What am I paying you for anyway?!" Then I'd go to a special room for the next few days and get fucked up and listen to music and clear my head and forget about everything.

    Not me, if I was Putin I'd have given priority orders to collect as many hot Ukrainian women as possible and sent them to my mansion/castle for personal "interrogation".
  10. #30
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Technologist I see about three ways this can end.

    1. Russia retreats. Nahh don’t see that happening.

    2. Putin uses nukes. Which could end us all. I hope he’s in a “I don’t want to end the world” mood.

    3. Putin realizes that there is no way to win this war because the people is Ukraine will continue to cause him problems. He also realizes he’s a cuck on the world stage, and offs himself.

    I’m 🤞 for # 3





    Maybe he could get Covid and die after having taken the Russian vaccine.
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  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Biden is already dead, just a drone.

    a puppet.
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Puppets, the lot of you.

    A big ol' puppet show and IIIIIIIII have a front row ticket I got for FREE.

    Thank you!
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not me, if I was Putin I'd have given priority orders to collect as many hot Ukrainian women as possible and sent them to my mansion/castle for personal "interrogation".

    most of us who were on the internet back in the 90s still have images of ukrainian angels permanently lodged in our minds.
  14. #34
    Putin is taking on the entire New World Order and all their mindless lapdogs and lackeys right now. Sure, he's a bloodthirsty tyrant himself, but he's actually the good guy right this moment. He's taking on the globalist ratbags singlehandedly, and they're none too happy about it, as you see they have now trained their entire arsenal of idiots directly at him, just like they did to Trump, and for the same reason.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Putin is taking on the entire New World Order and all their mindless lapdogs and lackeys right now. Sure, he's a bloodthirsty tyrant himself, but he's actually the good guy right this moment.

    By bombing innocent people?
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  16. #36
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood By bombing innocent people?

    He's fighting nazis and de-nazifying Ukraine. He's also going to host an anti-fascist conference. This makes him the good guy. stl1 said so. Everyone who fights Nazis is the good guy. stl1 supports Putin.
  17. #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol Smh.
  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Putin is taking on the entire New World Order and all their mindless lapdogs and lackeys right now. Sure, he's a bloodthirsty tyrant himself, but he's actually the good guy right this moment. He's taking on the globalist ratbags singlehandedly, and they're none too happy about it, as you see they have now trained their entire arsenal of idiots directly at him, just like they did to Trump, and for the same reason.

    Ur dumb. It sucks cuz u have made good points on different issues. But ur a coward. There is no respect for cowards.
  19. #39
    Policecops Yung Blood
    If I were Putin I would continue waxing Ukranians.

    Why would I do any of that other faggot shit.
  20. #40
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Putin is taking on the entire New World Order and all their mindless lapdogs and lackeys right now. Sure, he's a bloodthirsty tyrant himself, but he's actually the good guy right this moment. He's taking on the globalist ratbags singlehandedly, and they're none too happy about it, as you see they have now trained their entire arsenal of idiots directly at him, just like they did to Trump, and for the same reason.

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