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2022-03-02 at 5:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Much like old country buffet you'd only receive 2 thin slices on your plate (re: my asshole) at a time.
I remember the meat cutter man when I was a kid. We didn't have this buffet though, my dad would take me to THE ROYAL FORK. best place in the WORLD.
But the meat man intimidated me and I never got meat from him because I was too scared to ask him. Tee hee! -
2022-03-02 at 5:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I remember the meat cutter man when I was a kid. We didn't have this buffet though, my dad would take me to THE ROYAL FORK. best place in the WORLD.
But the meat man intimidated me and I never got meat from him because I was too scared to ask him. Tee hee!
They do that on purpose...find an intimidating dude so you wont keep going up getting more..
"what, you want MOOORREEEEE????" and then under breath "jesus, fat fuck". -
2022-03-02 at 5:41 PM UTCSteve you know way too much about this and I worry about what your ex-wives had to endureThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-03-02 at 5:42 PM UTC
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2022-03-02 at 5:42 PM UTC
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2022-03-02 at 5:44 PM UTC
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2022-03-02 at 5:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They do that on purpose…find an intimidating dude so you wont keep going up getting more..
"what, you want MOOORREEEEE????" and then under breath "jesus, fat fuck".
They didn't to try and intimidate me though, I was just in elementary school; I probably would've just ate a little piece or two. They couldve had a little kid-friendly meat man that was less intimidating for little tykes like me that were curious to try the succulent meats that I saw all the adults trying. They should've planned for that. They should've known.
No I don't care about the sexual innuendo that any of that might sound like. Calm down! -
2022-03-02 at 5:46 PM UTC
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2022-03-02 at 5:48 PM UTCWhat buffets still have a meat man? This is bullshit and bringing up repressed childhood memories. I'll fucking go to the new meat man tonight and make him slice me the whole fucking roast if I have to. I'll just break down crying each time he asks me if that's enough.
"No.." cry cry cry cry *more please..." *Cry cry cry cry* -
2022-03-02 at 5:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ They didn't to try and intimidate me though, I was just in elementary school; I probably would've just ate a little piece or two. They couldve had a little kid-friendly meat man that was less intimidating for little tykes like me that were curious to try the succulent meats that I saw all the adults trying. They should've planned for that. They should've known.
No I don't care about the sexual innuendo that any of that might sound like. Calm down!
Your little elementary mind just didn't figure out that it was in fact intimidating to you...and as for your little man portion of meat I'm sure many adults would have enjoyed chowing down on it too. -
2022-03-02 at 5:51 PM UTC
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2022-03-02 at 5:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your little elementary mind just didn't figure out that it was in fact intimidating to you…and as for your little man portion of meat I'm sure many adults would have enjoyed chowing down on it too.
No I KNOW it was intimidating to ME, I'm saying they should've known that and changed their format accordingly. Just like Chinese buffet will have the little area with jello and chicken nuggets and french fries, these American style buffets should have a meat-kid that does the same job as the meat-man but is kid-friendly. They could even use food coloring spray for us so when we pick our meat we could pick our color too and theyd spray it blue or neon yellow or whatever and also make us a balloon animal of our choice, based off of a menu of what that particular meat-kid was able to balloon blow. -
2022-03-02 at 6:01 PM UTCThose Chinese ones make me laugh with their cheesecake (which they make such a big deal about, CHEESECAKE ON THE BUFFET!!!)...they slice it so thin they get like 50 slices out of one cake, then have the sumo guy standing by it arms folded looking mean so you only take 1 or 2 slices...I always get 10 and smile at him.
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2022-03-02 at 6:06 PM UTCMy favorite part about th Chinese buffet is the unlimited ice cream machine. This one in particular has a little station with all sorts of crumbly cookie toppings and sometimes I'll just eat one plate of actual food and then have about 20 dishes of ice cream. Thankfully we don't have an intimidating sumo ice cream man who watches over the machine but I'm confident now that I would still get 20 dishes of it. My money my choice.
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2022-03-02 at 6:08 PM UTCI was kicked out of a Chinese buffet when I first came to the US and buffets were "new" to me .."I get to eat ALL this for $3.99???"
It's a bit of a meme now and people tend to think I'm just making it up but I had the "YOU GO NOW, YOU EAT TO MUCH" discussion before it was cool.
ETA: Me and Exwife #1 were dirt poor when I first came so we'd go to CiCis Pizza which then was $2.99 and she'd put about 20 slices in her handbag for later consumption at home too.
We also lived on $1 BK whoppers...Get 20 at a time and put them in the fridge. -
2022-03-02 at 6:14 PM UTCNow we know why you have such a jiggly booty!
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2022-03-02 at 6:15 PM UTCLol there's one here that allows you to get buffet to go, basically whatever you can fit in one styrofoam to go container and I've seen dudes stacking them like 3 feet high of foods and carefully keeping it all balanced so it technically all fits in the box.
And also yes I've heard of people bringing in big emptied out purses that they line with a plastic bag on the inside and FILL 'ER UP. it's not a bad idea honestly.
Me personally I just take bottles of unique hot sauces and condiments that restaurants might have at their tables.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-02 at 6:34 PM UTCChinese all-you-can-eat buffets really only work in China, because they're all small and can't eat all that much.
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2022-03-02 at 6:40 PM UTCEat me.
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2022-03-02 at 7:33 PM UTCNigger salafi
