You people are shitty assholes

1. 2022-03-01 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by smokemon BAI 2U.

   
   Who wants some butternut squash soup?
2. 2022-03-01 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   My asshole is as clean as a whistle.
3. 2022-03-01 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My asshole is as clean as a whistle.

   
   Let's hear it.
4. 2022-03-01 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My asshole is as clean as a whistle.

   
   What type of whistle though? A poop whistle?
5. 2022-03-01 at 6:37 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What type of whistle though? A poop whistle?

   
   Dog whistle. Makes the call and then lathers up the peanut butter.
6. 2022-03-01 at 6:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What type of whistle though? A poop whistle?

   
   A wolf whistle.
7. 2022-03-01 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A wolf whistle.

   
   Wolves don't like peanut butter.
8. 2022-03-01 at 8:10 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   sauce?
9. 2022-03-01 at 9:31 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson sauce?

   
   I checked Wiki. Nothing at all there about peanut butter.
10. 2022-03-02 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #30
    

    frala Avant garde shartist
    What’s ur new username Beigeypoo?
11. 2022-03-02 at 4:56 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I checked Wiki. Nothing at all there about peanut butter.

    
    Are you sure you looked up the correct type of "wolves?"
12. 2022-03-02 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    
13. 2022-03-02 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you sure you looked up the correct type of "wolves?"

    
    I looked up peanut butter wolves. Nothing.
14. 2022-03-02 at 5:06 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh I don't know what I was thinking. I was thinking a wolf whistle was literal at first, as in a whistle designed to attract actual wolves, then I thought it was called a wolf whistle because it was designed to attract older ladies that are considered wolves, kinda like cougars, but then I realized that's not even a thing really and looked some more and realized a wolf whistle is called a wolf whistle cuz of some fucking show back in the 40s.
    
    Today, a wolf whistle directed at a person is sometimes considered a precursor to sexual harassment, or a form of sexual harassment in itself. The name comes from the Wolf character in the popular 1943 Tex Avery cartoon Red Hot Riding Hood who whistles in this way at sexy female character Red.
    
    
    So, to be honest, wolf whistles are in fact very, very dirty.
15. 2022-03-02 at 5:14 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    You could eat your dinner off my asshole it's so clean.
16. 2022-03-02 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if my dinner was a fried adult elephant?
17. 2022-03-02 at 5:26 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What if my dinner was a fried adult elephant?

    
    Much like old country buffet you'd only receive 2 thin slices on your plate (re: my asshole) at a time.
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
18. 2022-03-02 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How can something be ON a hole?
    
    
19. 2022-03-02 at 5:37 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ How can something be ON a hole?
    
    

    
    If you're Wile E. Coyote, that's totally possible!
20. 2022-03-02 at 5:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ How can something be ON a hole?
    
    

    
    When the hole is sealed with a sphincter and the "meat" has a greater cirCUMference and sits on/above the hole. If you want to be pedantic about it...