alright everyone WEDNESDAY September 2nd I am doing a grande ol' cooking show. No we're not making tacos, we're not making potatos, we're making GRADE A Crispy Oven Fried Oysters (Yeah they came out of a can)
I'mma use no imitation shit, we're talking about GRADE MOTHERFUCKING A:
3/4 cup all purpose flour from walmart
a tiny little teaspoon of this huge ass jar of salt with this bitch with an umbrella walking around--she must be so salty
some pepper, i know you niggers have pepper
2 eggs from a chicken, not your wife, not a deer, a fucking chicken
a cup of dried bread crumbs, I"m just using shake and bake yall who gives a fuck
2/3 cup of grated Romano cheese, oh wee wee let me pull that out my ass, we're using jalepeno swiss cuz it's what i got
1/4 cup of parsley, yall fags really think i keep parsley on hand. We aint using shit for that one, maybe some oregeno if i realize it'll look nicer at the end.
1/2 teaspoon of galric salt, i don't think i got that either so we're just putting in half a teaspoon of minced garlic with some salt on it, same shit.
1 pint of shucked oysters, oh just let me go to lake michigan sir and shuck some oysters, we're using two cans of oysters. Buy the ones from Reese's or Meijer's, never buy walmarts brand for these.
2 tablespoons of olive oil, if yall niggers are cooking along you should have at least olive oil. Even Bill Krozby has to have olive oil.
