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People on the bus have no manners

  1. #81
    I lit up a joint on the bus one time and the bus driver slammed on the brakes and came right to the back of the bus and started yelling at me, so I stood up and smashed him one straight to the teeth. He stumbled back about 10 feet and I stepped in and gave him another right hook straight to the side of the head and he went down like a sack of potatoes, sprang up and ran to the front of the bus and jumped on the CB radio, so I walked up and smashed him again with a left hook to the back of the head and he ran off the bus. Big, fat, 300-pound fuck. Then he started getting up in my face again and we threw some punches back and forth for a few minutes and all of a sudden I was fighting what I thought was two other bus drivers, but as I went to smash the first one he pointed to his hat, smiling, and I noticed it said police on it, so I just stood there and let him cuff me. He put me in the back of the cop car and then started talking with bus driver and came back and said "yeah, he's an asshole, I'mma let you go", and he drove a block away and took the cuffs off and off I went.
  2. #82
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    that was very inconsiderate of you
  3. #83
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Maybe you guys are too young to remember this? maybe it was pre-90s but Canada was a country that was known to have low crime (even in big cities like Montreal or Toronto) and the streets were spotless.

    What happen to Canada? Im not saying you never had crime or mafia there. the proabition period comes to mind. buying alcohol in Canada and running it down into the states was big profit for Canadians.

    But it's become really violent in recent years. did Canadians go "oh how fucking boring.. its like Mayberry here.. lets import some Jamaicans and other people with known gangs and then we can be more like Chicago and NYC in the 1970s

    wtf? Canada was the place to run to when Americans were sick of living in their violent cities to escape for vacation time.

    the whole fucking world has become this. even European countries that had low violence like what.. Denmark? now have some fucked up problems. Finland Im told is a very high crime country with mostly white people. The Finnish are angry fuckers it seems.

    there is no safe place in the world anymore. maybe never had one. maybe these countries didn't broadcast the murders to the rest of the world so they seemed safer when they never were. I dunno anymore


    there is no Paradise. There is no Eden.
  4. #84
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I lit up a joint on the bus one time and the bus driver slammed on the brakes and came right to the back of the bus and started yelling at me, so I stood up and smashed him one straight to the teeth. He stumbled back about 10 feet and I stepped in and gave him another right hook straight to the side of the head and he went down like a sack of potatoes, sprang up and ran to the front of the bus and jumped on the CB radio, so I walked up and smashed him again with a left hook to the back of the head and he ran off the bus. Big, fat, 300-pound fuck. Then he started getting up in my face again and we threw some punches back and forth for a few minutes and all of a sudden I was fighting what I thought was two other bus drivers, but as I went to smash the first one he pointed to his hat, smiling, and I noticed it said police on it, so I just stood there and let him cuff me. He put me in the back of the cop car and then started talking with bus driver and came back and said "yeah, he's an asshole, I'mma let you go", and he drove a block away and took the cuffs off and off I went.

    is that how you cope with having been raped on a school bus.
  5. #85
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I was picking up food for delivery.

    OK I don't wear shit on it that says Uber or Grubhub etc I was dressed casually nice and not jeans and a hoody or some shit.

    and this old couple comes up and Im standing at the table that blocks the door because of Covid and customers had to be checked for masks. and this lady pushed in and went in front of me. Like she had no fucking idea why I was there. Just a customer is all I looked like. I already told the lady and she said she would be back (which took another 4-5 minutes.)

    I mean, 2 white old people just inched their way in to be first. Didn't ask me if I was waiting. nothing.

    these are those type of older Liberals or some shit, why I believe this? She did all of the talking and She opened the door for herself. Didn't hold it for the husband. he opened it for himself.

    but they were clearly locals by the way they dressed.

    those are the White Entitlement that pretend to stand for people of color
  6. #86
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready what?

    I don't speak drunk. try asking your question again

    I don't get drunk skippy
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't get drunk skippy

    Coward
  8. #88
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Coward

    If being drunk is a sign of bravery then in my 20's and 30's I was the bravest MFer you will ever run across sparky.
  9. #89
    Not taking substances Is kinda pussy to me like gimme a line of coke a beer a joint I don't need to get fucked up but I am not not gonna take a specific thing

    No reason not to . Hurt DURR but much addiction!! Just don't buy more
  10. #90
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not taking substances Is kinda pussy to me like gimme a line of coke a beer a joint I don't need to get fucked up but I am not not gonna take a specific thing

    No reason not to . Hurt DURR but much addiction!! Just don't buy more

    Having no pride and surving on societies crumbs is kinda pussy to me.

  11. #91
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Just use Uber, bro. Sit in the back tell the driver you don't do small talk. PROBLEM SOLVED.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Sophie Just use Uber, bro. Sit in the back tell the driver you don't do small talk. PROBLEM SOLVED.

    Some will kick you out if you refuse small talk.

    *glances at QMR*
  13. #93
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    People on the buns
  14. #94
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Having no pride and surving on societies crumbs is kinda pussy to me.


    you mean like pensions.
  15. #95
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you mean like pensions.

    Or last will and testicles.
  16. #96
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Pension my balls in your ass lmao
  17. #97
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Having no pride and surving on societies crumbs is kinda pussy to me.


    pride is gay

    Originally posted by Sophie Just use Uber, bro. Sit in the back tell the driver you don't do small talk. PROBLEM SOLVED.

    $40 each weay
  18. #98
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood pride is gay



    $40 each weay

    Having no car and riding the bus is homosexual.
  19. #99
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If being drunk is a sign of bravery then in my 20's and 30's I was the bravest MFer you will ever run across sparky.

    Wait a minute. You weren't drunk when you were at that bar starting a fight? did you go into the bar to pick a fight with drunk people??

    what kind of lunatic are you?
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood pride is gay



    $40 each weay

    Get a fucking motorcycle you pussy. make payments on it. fuck the bus. Plus Motorcycles are easy as hell to find parking. door to door, faggot. plus you might attract a female. a REAL ONE
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