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Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
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2022-02-22 at 2:46 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-22 at 2:49 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-22 at 2:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump It's kinda ironic, I meet her and she's recovering from something that is probably omicron, and sporting massive cold sores. Do I avoid her? No. I kiss her and go down on her and all the usual. Meanwhile she thinks willy is full of diseases, won't touch it with her mouth, won't let me fuck her without a condom, etc.
I'm using acyclovir cream so I don't get her cold sores (my mom says I get them, I never remember it, but better safe). I dunno what to think about the whole situation. Does she really think my sperm has diseases? I made fun of this throughout our time together, but maybe she's just the sort of nervous wreck who is so afraid of disease she'll never have unprotected sex. Pregnancy never once same up when I was saying "no I don't want to use a condom" and she was telling me "no use condom".
She wants children, but she wants to wait until she's 45-50 to have them. Yeah, I know, but she genuinely believes it realistic, because some hollywood celebrities have had children at that sort of age. She's about 35 now. Already way too old.
Dude what???? Hahahahahhahaha
Are you fucking stupid? Obviously dumb that stupid hoe if she won't put out. I'm a fucking adult and I fuck on the first date if I want to. Jesus christ lol -
2022-02-22 at 2:52 AM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 2:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump
She loves grocery shopping. The first time we met she asked me to buy her groceries and we fought over how much she was buying. Ever since her grocery shopping has always annoyed me, not because of cost, but because of how much these fucking groceries weigh to get home.
That bitch is retarded look at that ducking dome -
2022-02-22 at 6:28 AM UTCIf i couldnt ever feel the back of a girls throat again im not sure id be able to cope emotionally
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2022-02-22 at 6:32 AM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 12:57 PM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 1:33 PM UTCeverything else aside she's probably not wrong
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2022-02-22 at 1:53 PM UTCShe looks like someone that isn't down to do cocaine. fuck buying groceries, lets get high
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2022-02-22 at 1:54 PM UTCWhen did kinkou move to ukraine?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-22 at 2:11 PM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 9:34 PM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 9:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump
She loves grocery shopping. The first time we met she asked me to buy her groceries and we fought over how much she was buying. Ever since her grocery shopping has always annoyed me, not because of cost, but because of how much these fucking groceries weigh to get home.
She looks better in the mask. -
2022-02-23 at 9:58 AM UTCOP are you not into dominating your sexual partners and kinda like idk pushing their envelope for them? Tonight, cum inbetween her legs and say you did it in your sleep, enjoy her realization at it bein gthat, then get drunk in like a day or two and do it on her face.
I'll walk you through this if you'd like, as long as you have a cam. -
2022-02-23 at 10 AM UTCbutt cheeks not legs* changed my mind sorry about that.
i wouldn't say sorry if you were my sex partner tho. -
2022-02-24 at 2:21 AM UTC
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2022-02-24 at 2 PM UTC30-40
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2022-02-24 at 2 PM UTCat least lol probably more
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2022-02-24 at 2:14 PM UTChow does their shit smeel when u pull it out
