2022-02-24 at 1:24 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
That's why I never had any kids.
2022-02-24 at 1:27 AM UTC
cuz you didn'twant to die and have one of us wait like a vulture to hit your just turned 18 year old daughter up and resurrect you?
2022-02-24 at 1:29 AM UTC
Cuz i'm pretty sure your great grandparent on either side also had other kids who created other lines adn you'll just end up where you are needed when you are needed. Not having kids doesn't delineate you from reincarnation goofy ass, my mom has a sister, who had a daugther, who has a husband, their children are now my second cousins (i think) and their great grandchildren will probably/possibly end up being me. I"m hard pressed to believe people just come and go rapidly, but if I died i 2060, i'd expect to be back here by 2230, 6 generations at the most.
2022-02-24 at 1:31 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Well then there's a chance I wont become an alcoholic again.
2022-02-24 at 2:22 AM UTC
Kids are shit, I hope all kids in the universe die
2022-02-24 at 2:25 AM UTC
Lol. Cuz your probably too weak w ur semen to have a kid & too scared physically that they would end up like u, a coward on the internet. I get it bromo 😗
2022-02-24 at 3:15 AM UTC
Memorial thread edit
Thank you
2022-02-24 at 3:15 AM UTC
Memorial 🧵 edit
And thank you again
2022-02-24 at 3:57 AM UTC
*wine connoisseur recycled job*
2022-02-24 at 4:18 AM UTC
The drunken bar wench returns to project more of her insecurities upon the crowd.
2022-02-24 at 6:03 AM UTC
Everyone 44 and under is going to be drafted into the US Military to fight WWIII in about 2 years time. Just before Biden finishes his first or only stint as President
2022-02-24 at 6:05 AM UTC
They're saying Hundreds of Ukrainians have been killed along the border. Border Guards mainly.
Ukraine "Here guard this border with your lives, Soldiers"
Pfftfttt
hold back the dam while everyone digs in up in the mountains and hills.