2022-02-18 at 5:25 AM UTC
Yes last time I was kind of serious but then trolled a bit afterwards.
this is real.
I have MediCal but in Cali its called Med-Cal
I have this pre-cancerous growth or maybe even cancer. It's not black or red or multi colors and bleeding (just yet) but its growing fast. looks like a mushroom. it's tiny. You may not notice it unless you're standing real close to me. If I took a photo it probably wouldn't show unless its close up.
it looks like a skin tag but its not.
so because of covid pushbacks and being on MedCal (Where we take what we can get) I have to wait till April 20th or something like that
it's doubled in length since I saw the doctor 2 weeks ago. I'm getting weirded out. it's gross looking.
and this is on the tip of my left nostril. but I also have these growths along the side of my nose right where the nose meets the cheeck and face.
I have had the latter before. but now there are two side by side instead of one I have had repeatedly frozen off every 5 years or so.
I never wore tanning lotion when I was younger. it makes me break out in acne. but I need to protect my nose and head from now on. like one of those people, you see walking around with a Vietnamese field hat when working in the rice patties.
maybe I'll buy me some Cowboy boots and get a 10 gallon hat, instead and wear Wranglers er summ shit
2022-02-18 at 5:41 AM UTC
It was nice knowing you. So long, soldier.
2022-02-18 at 8:07 AM UTC
Quick MIx Ready I really hope you don't have cancer, but since hopes aren't cures, I want you to know no matter what, I've thoroughly enjoyed our friendship, and if God is good, then this will not be your death, but only a minor set back
2022-02-18 at 8:38 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Melanoma is no joke.
I am in a similar boat.
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2022-02-18 at 9:33 AM UTC
I may have CLL
Chronic lymphocytic leukemia
Or it was suggested. so they would have to do a shitload of test but there is nothing they can do even if they found it.
because you don't act on it until it becomes progressive. same with testical or prostate caners. most men have early forms of Prostate cancers and it starts in the balls
98 percent of testical cancers (or some high number like that) happens before age 35. its a young persons disease.
then it switches to the prostate for older folks.
the cells are swimming around. it's fucked up. If you live long enough, you will have nut cancer at some point. or something like 90 percent of men if they live by age 100.
so they watch and watch.
but yeah. the thing with this, is they will almost certainly cure it if it is actively cancer because it's too soon to have spread. or unlikely to have. again, upper 90 percent. 2 percent someone will get full form of cancer, then it goes into stage 1, 1b, 2, 2b, 3 (you're starting to get fucked at this point), 3b, 4 (eeeee) 4B just a matter of time.
be careful of making jokes guys, it just might come rape you for doing so.
2022-02-18 at 10:35 AM UTC
also my Mother is college grad and was a Teacher turned CPA and worked as a payroll master for the City school district for 30 years.
But what do you have?
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2022-02-18 at 10:47 AM UTC
I take that back. It's not Christian like to wish death
I hope Putin goes to sleep and has a Scrooge-like series of dreams showing what could happen and spooks him into stopping being an aggressive cunt that he is becoming.
is that better?
2022-02-18 at 11:17 AM UTC
Here's the dream;
Dodododododododo
MR PRESIDENT PUTIJ THE PEOPLE OF GERMANY AND EUROPE NEED OUR RUSSIAN GAZOLINE TO FUEL THEIR FURNACE FOR THIS COLD EUROPE WINTER BUT THEY REFUSE TO TAKE NAZI UKRAINE INVADER ENERGY
Putin: and the problem?
Energy Tsar: HOW MUCH DO WE RIP THEM OFF WHEN THEY COME BEGGING???!?!?
dodododododododo
Dream over
Roll Russian national anthem and take a shot of votka comrade
2022-02-18 at 1:42 PM UTC
ITT: A dirty homosexual drug addict argues with a fat, elderly, fast food delivery driver about whose mom is more educated.