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Poll: Who Should Kill Themselves Next?
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Wariat
- Bradley ,
- blaster master ,
- itybit ,
- STER0S ,
- Solstice ,
- Quick Mix Ready ,
- POLECAT ,
- Speedy Parker ,
- RIPtotse ,
- General Butt.Naked ,
- AngryIVer ,
- theshroomguy ,
- Aleister Crowley ,
- Lanny
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Vinny
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T2k
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Jiggaboo Johnson
- STD1
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Technologash
- Sophie
Who Should Be Next?
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2022-02-17 at 1:21 PM UTC
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2022-02-17 at 1:32 PM UTC
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2022-02-17 at 1:33 PM UTCI found rural folk to be very twattish and most of them were thieves when I lived out in the boonies. I had so much shit stolen off my land by those worthless fucking inbreds...
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2022-02-17 at 1:33 PM UTCWe all gon meet on the lil weezy ana/bama/flo rida panhamdle bayou and joust with airboats. TRY AND STOP ME
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2022-02-17 at 1:36 PM UTC
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2022-02-17 at 1:38 PM UTC
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2022-02-17 at 1:39 PM UTCThen there was the neighbor who refused keep his dog under control/off my land after it killed countless chickens and 2 goats...so I "took care" of the dog myself...fucking worthless fuckers the lot of em.
Very niggerish. -
2022-02-17 at 1:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then there was the neighbor who refused keep his dog under control/off my land after it killed countless chickens and 2 goats…so I "took care" of the dog myself…fucking worthless fuckers the lot of em.
Very niggerish.
You strangled a dog to death with your bare hands? Beyond savage but piers Morgan would approve of you not using a firearm -
2022-02-17 at 1:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo You strangled a dog to death with your bare hands? Beyond savage but piers Morgan would approve of you not using a firearm
No I shot it with a shotgun, a Great Dane.
ETA: The cops told me to shoot it btw, my land was 15miles out of town and when I called to complain about said dog and neighbor they told me "just shoot it if it comes on your land again...we're not coming out there for a dog"..I assume they meant the dog and not the neighbor. -
2022-02-17 at 1:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Thank you.
I swear to God I'm gonna be rich enough one day to do all these little mini adventures with you guys.
The hope alone sustains me. I'm not even kidding. There is certainly a list of priorities in terms of which adventures and with whom would come first but by golly I want to do specific adventures with many of you.
That's the one greatest thing about having lots of money I think I think I'd like.
I ultimately just wanna be able to be content with whatever I have but gee willackers it would be neat to be able to just do some super fun traveling adventures with some of you. I mean we've never ever met in real life but I feel kinda close. I just… It would be cool. It would be awesome.
I'm disappointed you passed on gosh golly and gee willikers. -
2022-02-17 at 1:51 PM UTCSpeedy went into a phone booth and morphed into Spectral.
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2022-02-17 at 2:11 PM UTC
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2022-02-17 at 2:13 PM UTC
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2022-02-17 at 2:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No I shot it with a shotgun, a Great Dane.
ETA: The cops told me to shoot it btw, my land was 15miles out of town and when I called to complain about said dog and neighbor they told me "just shoot it if it comes on your land again…we're not coming out there for a dog"..I assume they meant the dog and not the neighbor.
Great Danes are great dogs when trained properly but the larger the dog thr more training they require usually. -
2022-02-17 at 2:17 PM UTCI had more shit stolen and more issues with "neighbors" in rural Texas than I did/do in Urban Texas...and in rural Texas I only had about 8 neighbors within 1 mile of me.
Shit stolen
Fences cut
constant trespassing
one motherfucker even built a deer stand and put a feeder on my land! -
2022-02-17 at 2:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had more shit stolen and more issues with "neighbors" in rural Texas than I did/do in Urban Texas…and in rural Texas I only had about 8 neighbors within 1 mile of me.
Shit stolen
Fences cut
constant trespassing
one motherfucker even built a deer stand and put a feeder on my land!
That's disrespectful but likely because you weren't from there and they could tell. I find people who are entrenched in communities for generations without upward mobility tend to be more disrespectful towards outsiders -
2022-02-17 at 2:54 PM UTC
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2022-02-17 at 3:01 PM UTCSpeedy probably just got raped at gunpoint in a dark alleyway by a juicy black man and that’s why he thinks he loves rural America. He’s goofy though and can’t see the pervasive problems that fracture small country towns. He’d rather blame this country’s issues on Mexicans or NIGGERS I’m certain; not “country folk” or RANCHERS lol. Ol John Wayne wanna be ass tool.
Originally posted by mmQ Yeah… It's a little start. I'm already spending money I don't have to do concerts and stuff the next few months but I'm gonna really try to buckle down and get some savings going.
I need to figure out some real side hustles. I need to snowball forward because all I've done my life is snowball backward or just sit as a piece of snow.
I'm happy you found Lanyard, Lala. I really am. Last thing I ever expected but it's wholesome and in hindsight it's just perfect.
Fucking cringe myself inside out
Originally posted by mmQ It would be fun to do professional pressure washing. I watch the videos on reddit and they're so satisfying. To just be able to go around and spray down driveways and fences for pretty good money, mmmmm. That's one that I YEARN for.
I am confident that you are going to become a power-washing snowman. -
2022-02-17 at 3:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by frala Speedy probably just got raped at gunpoint in a dark alleyway by a juicy black man and that’s why he thinks he loves rural America. He’s goofy though and can’t see the pervasive problems that fracture small country towns. He’d rather blame this country’s issues on Mexicans or NIGGERS I’m certain; not “country folk” or RANCHERS lol. Ol John Wayne wanna be ass tool.
I blame this country's problems on white brainwashed liberal idiots who believe whatever the press tells them to. -
2022-02-17 at 3:05 PM UTC