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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley where should i move to in florida? I wanna be around as much fishing as possible, nothing else is really important.

    i'm sure ur mother would be pleased to hear that. You're a real peach, Bradley.
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  2. The panhandle is nothing but rednecks/white trash. There are some nice beaches but the surrounding suburbs are garbage with the exception of 30A, Destin, and downtown Pensacola. Actually come to think of it you’d probably love the panhandle.

    The whole fucking goddamn state is surrounded by water just about. You can fish anywhere.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala The panhandle is nothing but rednecks/white trash. There are some nice beaches but the surrounding suburbs are garbage with the exception of 30A, Destin, and downtown Pensacola. Actually come to think of it you’d probably love the panhandle.

    The whole fucking goddamn state is surrounded by water just about. You can fish anywhere.

    I wish we could go to Disney world one day. Lol.

    Just you me and Lanny. Can we ? Please???
  4. Yes absolutely
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you.

    I swear to God I'm gonna be rich enough one day to do all these little mini adventures with you guys.

    The hope alone sustains me. I'm not even kidding. There is certainly a list of priorities in terms of which adventures and with whom would come first but by golly I want to do specific adventures with many of you.

    That's the one greatest thing about having lots of money I think I think I'd like.

    I ultimately just wanna be able to be content with whatever I have but gee willackers it would be neat to be able to just do some super fun traveling adventures with some of you. I mean we've never ever met in real life but I feel kinda close. I just... It would be cool. It would be awesome.
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  6. Well you’ll be making more at your new job and maybe you could start a vacation fund ;)
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Well you’ll be making more at your new job and maybe you could start a vacation fund ;)

    Yeah... It's a little start. I'm already spending money I don't have to do concerts and stuff the next few months but I'm gonna really try to buckle down and get some savings going.

    I need to figure out some real side hustles. I need to snowball forward because all I've done my life is snowball backward or just sit as a piece of snow.

    I'm happy you found Lanyard, Lala. I really am. Last thing I ever expected but it's wholesome and in hindsight it's just perfect.

    Fucking cringe myself inside out
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It would be fun to do professional pressure washing. I watch the videos on reddit and they're so satisfying. To just be able to go around and spray down driveways and fences for pretty good money, mmmmm. That's one that I YEARN for.
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung the panhandle is northern florida you mongoloid.

    Hey hey hey, buttcheeks. Settle down.
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala The panhandle is nothing but rednecks/white trash. There are some nice beaches but the surrounding suburbs are garbage with the exception of 30A, Destin, and downtown Pensacola. Actually come to think of it you’d probably love the panhandle.

    The whole fucking goddamn state is surrounded by water just about. You can fish anywhere.

    The Panhandle is the only part of the state (I heard) that has hills. the highest altitude of Florida is like 300 feet up (FUCKING LOL)

    the rest of the state will be under water in about 40 years if Global Warming is man made.. or even if it isnt and is just a natural design in change. Florida will be islands
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala The panhandle is nothing but rednecks/white trash. There are some nice beaches but the surrounding suburbs are garbage with the exception of 30A, Destin, and downtown Pensacola. Actually come to think of it you’d probably love the panhandle.

    The whole fucking goddamn state is surrounded by water just about. You can fish anywhere.

    ur white trash, Fatty.
  12. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Def wariat.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung the panhandle is northern florida you mongoloid.

    It is North but it is not the same hotel dweller.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung ur white trash, Fatty.

    Define white trash.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It is North but it is not the same hotel dweller.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It is North but it is not the same hotel dweller.

    i know wut u mean. Culture n demographics is different n shit. Ur spot-on about the distinct regions of Florida. I noticed that myself whenever i visited my sister, who lived in Jupiter. For example, Western Florida south of The Panhandle is Snow Bird/Retiree Central.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Define white trash.

    Ever wrangled with a cottonmouth in a Louisiana bayou?
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Central Florida/Orlando is Tourist Central.
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    South Florida is super multicultural, with Spanish being spoken as much as English. its almost tropical, so people wear little clothes and often have great bodies year round.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    The Panhandle is mostly rural locals. However Panama City is a Spring Break mainstay.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Eastern Seaboard of Florida is the nicest part, imo. Great swimming, surfing, fishing and a nicely diverse mix of demographics.
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