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  1. #81
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ "You called me out on my propensity to seek after kids and young adults 50 years younger than me. It must be YOU that wants those things."

    Did you just really 'I know you are but what am I?' me?

    You're a crusty perverted hypocrite of an old man who has the sense of humor of a block of cheese and literally cannot admit when he's wrong or think for himself.

    I would pay to see you in an actual live debate on any covid related or political subject, no paperwork or internet or copypasta allowed. I would likely end up cringing myself into a 1000ct diamond within the first 2 minutes but it would be worth it.




    Someone's taking issue with being saddled with the "Man Most Queer" moniker.
  2. #82
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if you have a fractured spine maybe you shouldnt be fighting a bar full of people.

    was your spine injury caused by cowardice ?

    You fight only when there is no other option or you are certain of victory. Some wise old nip said that once upon a time poo boy.
  3. #83
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Someone's taking issue with being saddled with the "Man Most Queer" moniker.

    My signature is CUM LICKIN' FAGIT, per my request. Thank you for not disputing any of my observations that time. Acceptance is the first step to recovery. Unfortunately you're on your last step of life. Its quite apparent why you're so fond of Biden... He reminds you of yourself- a barely cognizant parroting mouthpiece who actually thinks he's being taken seriously by..anyone..on your last leg of life.

    Please die???!
  4. #84
    Originally posted by mmQ Please die???!

    State mandated request.
  5. #85
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson State mandated request.

    One day soon he's just gonna not post anymore and we won't notice for a little while, but then it'll sort of dawn on us...wait a second....

    And all will be well, and many laughs and rejoicements will be had that day.
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  6. #86
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You fight only when there is no other option or you are certain of victory. Some wise old nip said that once upon a time poo boy.

    why didnt you have any other option at the bar.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why didnt you have any other option at the bar.

    With that hardwood cane, he was certain of victory.
  8. #88
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by stl1 What shade of skin did the mailman have?

    thats hella racist, old man
  9. #89
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by stl1 Why do I need to get to my second floor? While there are three bedrooms up there, my bedroom is downstairs. There is also a bathroom upstairs but, I have one of those downstairs. There is a seperate HVAC system upstairs that I don't use either but why should I pay to heat and cool that space? It does however create an excellent 9 feet of dead air insulation especially with the 6" thick outer walls I had built and I insulated.

    Now, we can talk about the stairs to my basement if you'd like!

    Too bad it's in the middle of fucking shit ass st louis lol
  10. #90
    "Hey. Just settle dow..."

    WHACK

    "Mr. You're cra..."

    WHACK, WHACK

    "Are you out of your mi..."

    WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK...
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  11. #91
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by stl1 Someone's taking issue with being saddled with the "Man Most Queer" moniker.

    How are you always so off base?
  12. #92
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ With that hardwood cane, he was certain of victory.

    mahogany ?
  13. #93
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny mahogany ?

    Snakewood.
  14. #94
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Too bad it's in the middle of fucking shit ass st louis lol

    I heard St Louis is pretty hostile city. but is getting better. like a Compton in the middle of the country. Yet it's an actual large city with skyscrapers?
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  15. #95
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ With that hardwood cane, he was certain of victory.

    It was steel not wood and rated for 500 lbs. With a glass breaker on one end and an ice claw on the other.
  16. #96
    Assault with a deadly cane.
  17. #97
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I heard St Louis is pretty hostile city. but is getting better. like a Compton in the middle of the country. Yet it's an actual large city with skyscrapers?

    It's complete shit basically. I'm far enough away to avoid most of the bullshit but one look at the news everyday and you'll see how deadly and drug riddled this city is.
  18. #98
    Bradley Black Hole
    where should i move to in florida? I wanna be around as much fishing as possible, nothing else is really important.
  19. #99
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley where should i move to in florida? I wanna be around as much fishing as possible, nothing else is really important.

    Northern Florida sucks

    Central Florida sucks more

    Southern Florida sucks more harder

    The panhandle is OK.
  20. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Northern Florida sucks

    Central Florida sucks more

    Southern Florida sucks more harder

    The panhandle is OK.

    the panhandle is northern florida you mongoloid.
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