2022-02-15 at 7:20 AM UTC
I'd probably start shitting on me, calling out all my defects and go about abusing myself until I'd get in a fight with me and go to our room where I'd tell me to leave me alone and please shut up.
Honestly I think I'd drag us down as 2 of me would be like 2 negatives but they are both zeros so even as a positive it's still a zero and maybe that wouldn't make things worse but it would keep them from ever being more than zero.
If it was just one of me at least I wouldn't be able to tell my own jokes.
Im confused but I know I'd lose.
Bonus question: Would you fuck you first or get fucked by yourself first?
2022-02-15 at 7:21 AM UTC
it would be a plural brew ha ha fight to the death
2022-02-15 at 11:34 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Fuck no, I'm a selfish dickhead irl.
2022-02-15 at 1:51 PM UTC
ive always wanted to have sex with myself.
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2022-02-16 at 2:16 PM UTC
no.
Bonus answer: I'd be voluntary celibate
2022-02-16 at 5:32 PM UTC
A persons ugliness has never determined whether I would "get along" with them or not...in fact uglier the better because then they make me look good.
That's an old bar trick, go with a couple of ugly mates so you're the "hot" one.
2022-02-16 at 5:35 PM UTC
if theres more than one me it would be like mr.smith in the matrix.
we would do everything in harmonious unison.
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