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  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    How big my penis is
  2. Originally posted by WellHung i cant afford to, unfortunately.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a long way to go for a hug when I can get a handy 2 miles from the house for $50.

    Yall aimt never experienced my hugs

    OT:

    Tryna rubout a third nut bc the edibles be hittin CRAZY rn
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a long way to go for a hug when I can get a handy 2 miles from the house for $50.
    I thought you were frugal.
    I get way more than that for free just 5 miles up the road.
  4. Originally posted by Kafka I need to sleep fs

    Never heard of a rubber hammer?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    rubber babby buggy bumper
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never heard of a rubber hammer?

    you mean mallet? a rubber mallet?
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I thought you were frugal.
    I get way more than that for free just 5 miles up the road.

    Quality counts when it comes to who I let handle my genitalia...I know I could go to Acres Homes here in Houston and get all kinds of disgustingry for $15 or less.
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Everytime I exit a freeway, the light is red and there is that homeless person.. and right when the light turns green the person at the front decides then to give money to the person. not during the red light. it happened two times in a row yesterday. one coming off I-80 and one time coming off I-580.

    they use that money to buy drugs but not just to use but to sell to other people.

    if you want to feed the homeless, hand them a bag of bananas or other foods. stop giving them money


    related

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/san-francisco-homeless-man-says-city-practically-pays-him-to-remain-homeless/vi-AATJJ8J?ocid=msedgntp
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Just watch this.. the Progressive are purposely fucking up San Francisco so tourists wont come and no one will want to come to a large Com event

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/san-francisco-homeless-man-says-city-practically-pays-him-to-remain-homeless/vi-AATJJ8J?ocid=msedgntp
  10. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Everytime I exit a freeway, the light is red and there is that homeless person.. and right when the light turns green the person at the front decides then to give money to the person. not during the red light. it happened two times in a row yesterday. one coming off I-80 and one time coming off I-580.

    they use that money to buy drugs but not just to use but to sell to other people.

    if you want to feed the homeless, hand them a bag of bananas or other foods. stop giving them money


    related

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/san-francisco-homeless-man-says-city-practically-pays-him-to-remain-homeless/vi-AATJJ8J?ocid=msedgntp

    Had a friend who accidentally drove into the Bronx and stopped at a red light and a bunch of hoods ran out and asked for money, and when he took out his wallet to give them a few dollars they tried to snatch his wallet, so he stamped down on the accelerator and two of them were hanging out the window. He pulled some fishtails and finally flung them off at high speed.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I watched a glowwie get in his car, do a subtle uturn and looked up at me spying on him from my window and then said something out the window to stage the jogger to start running while the fake hippy then walked in the opposite direction

    all the while that I was chanting "Dal Leet, Pweese" (which I was doing before because it sounds funny)

    Gigi is telling me to stop saying it's Racist sounding and I said WHAT.. I am saying it in a Irish accent.

    but I'm saying it like Da-Weet Pwease so it sounds Stereo Typical Japanese not Chinese.. I dunno.

    she hates it when I answer her phone "Hair Ro" . You can't even have fun these days. everyone is so uber fucking sensitive
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Had a friend

    Why isn't he your friend anymore?
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Had a friend who accidentally drove into the Bronx and stopped at a red light and a bunch of hoods ran out and asked for money, and when he took out his wallet to give them a few dollars they tried to snatch his wallet, so he stamped down on the accelerator and two of them were hanging out the window. He pulled some fishtails and finally flung them off at high speed.

    You know the Bronx was heavily gentrified but now the hoodrats are moving back in. it's starting to become as violent as the 70s all over again. Rudy Giuliani cleaned that place up in the late 1990s from what I was reading (heard) anyways, its rolling back to old days.

    That being said The Bronx also has a very large neighborhood that is expensive with mansions. there is a very wealthy community in that city. I wonder what its like to be living in a mansion and have to drive into Manhattan past all the druggies and people trying to rob you at a red light. Those are the tough Elite. they hard core Old Money
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Where is Bummy, I thought he said he was from Harlem which isn't far from the Bronx. ask him about that neighborhood and if He ever robbed whitey
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Why isn't he your friend anymore?

    Got eaten by wolves on a Californian turnpike.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Got eaten by wolves on a Californian turnpike.

    Ah. Of course. Happens to the best of us.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Ah. Of course. Happens to the best of us.

    That was a nod to Stephen King.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Desperation?
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Desperation?

    The Stand.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Stand.

    I spray-dyed my hair grey and put fake tan on one time because I wanted to look like that girl.
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