2022-02-09 at 5:30 PM UTC
It's very hard right now due to lazy MOON PERSON and zoomr scum not wanting to work chitty hours and get treated like the dirt they are for some pocket money to buy they're NFTs and ratcoins they don't want to even get soap on they're hands but they need it in they're mouths these youngsters say the damnedest things I would have got my tail feathers throttled back in the day the teachers would hit are hands with rulers and make us pull our pants down and initiate the spanking back before OSHA
2022-02-10 at 6:58 PM UTC
Mine takes about 1hr to wash then um..30-45mins to dry...not that I've ever timed it but it's nowhere near 4hrs.
2022-02-10 at 7:09 PM UTC
A 4-hour dishwasher would be ridiculous. Like level of embarrassment.
'Our dishwasher is so effective at getting your dishware SPARKLING CLEAN, that you need to leave it running for a quick and efficient FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS, and Voila! You will be AMAZED!'
I get that a home appliance might take a bit longer than a commerical one, but UHHHHHHH, a dishwashing machine in a restaurant, even the older shittier ones, take like 2 minutes and they just have two spinny bars, one on top and one and bottom. They have a quick sanitize/wash cycle and then a rinse cycle. Literally no more than 3 minutes total, usually less. These fuckers get the dishes clean and not only that, they get inspected by health and food inspectors usually twice annually, so it's not like they aren't doing a good job. All the chemical levels need to be just perfect otherwise they'd FLAG YOU for it.
So why the fuck does a personal dishwashing machine take 4 hours let alone even 1 hour?
These commercial machines, mind you, don't do any pre wash or anything like that either. I mean you try to spray the dishes down before you put them in to HELP a bit but I assure you there are a fuck ton of lazy dishwashers that will just send a rack of completely dirty dishes in without even trying to spray them off or preclean them a little bit first, and they'll usually come out mostly clean (not always). And even if they don't come out clean, they'll just run the same load again until it is, but no matter what it never takes more than two times and like I said it's normally one time.
2022-02-10 at 7:27 PM UTC
I just checked my machine (Whirlpool) and it has 5 different settings:
1 hour (58 minutes)
Sensor (2:51)
Normal (3:02)
Heavy (3:52)
Soak & Clean (7:41)
2022-02-10 at 7:32 PM UTC
Do your guys dishwashers have the water pressure of like a human being trying to blow the water around themselves?
LMFAO @ an almost 8-hour cycle.
2022-02-10 at 8:07 PM UTC
I always use 800 gallons of water to do my dishes.
2022-02-10 at 8:54 PM UTC
The sure way to do your dishes is by fire.
2022-02-10 at 8:59 PM UTC
I once went to a party where the serving plates were the torso's of attractive women laid out on the buffet table.
No one wanted the olive in the belly button.
2022-02-10 at 8:59 PM UTC
Why the H is it called DOING dishes anyway. It doesn't even specify what you're doing. Why don't we say I have to CLEAN my dishes, or wash my dishes?
I have to go DO my teeth.
I have to go DO my body.
My car is dirty I really need to DO IT.
Bitch, I'm hungry, fucking DO the food already.
I'm tired of that guy mean mugging me, I'm gonna go DO the shit out of him.
Wow my carpet is dirty looks like I better DO my carpet.
Fuck you!!
2022-02-10 at 9:24 PM UTC
You know the Chinese tea ceremony, they use teapots that haven't been washed for as much as 400 years.
ETA: Might be the Japanese tea ceremony...same slanty eyed fucks.
2022-02-10 at 9:28 PM UTC
Or the knives, forks and spoons wrapped with a napkin.
