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How terribly hard is it to just add a dishwasher??

  1. #41
    Better yet, just swallow the food whole, packaging and all.
  2. #42
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You don't have to prewash; that would make the dishwasher redundant. All you have to do is soften the food on the dishes by soaking in hot water for an hour. Get a large, plastic container and fill it with hot water and dump all the dishes in there and let them soak, then put them in the dishwasher. They'll come out sparling clean, with no prewashing.

    So let them soak for an hour, then put them in the dish washer to wash for another 4 hours, bringing the total time wasted up to 5 hours when I could have just hand washed them in like 20 minutes.


    I got this system down where I fill the largest dirty pot/pan I have with hot soapy water, then use that to wash everything else so the initial water never gets contaminated by anything other than the sponge, then rinse with scalding water because the hot water makes everything dry in like 10 minutes.


    Honestly the shit coming out of the dishwasher dirty wasn't the issue, because it was usually like 1 cup, it was the fact it's leaps and bounds faster to just hand wash.
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  3. #43
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    My dishwasher is mostly a dish drying rack these days.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by AngryIVer So let them soak for an hour, then put them in the dish washer to wash for another 4 hours, bringing the total time wasted up to 5 hours when I could have just hand washed them in like 20 minutes.


    I got this system down where I fill the largest dirty pot/pan I have with hot soapy water, then use that to wash everything else so the initial water never gets contaminated by anything other than the sponge, then rinse with scalding water because the hot water makes everything dry in like 10 minutes.


    Honestly the shit coming out of the dishwasher dirty wasn't the issue, because it was usually like 1 cup, it was the fact it's leaps and bounds faster to just hand wash.

    A dishwasher doesn't take four hours.
  5. #45
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Btw even full of only a couple of dishes, your dishwasher is enormously more water-efficient than hand washing dishes.

    I just don't give a fuck about wasting water because that's not how WATER works.
  6. #46
    just get this

  7. #47
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    There are of course certain dishes you have to hand wash as they are not dishwasher safe.
  8. #48
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    I just put on a podcast and wash the dishes. It's fun. Cathartic. Meditative. Also I cook 5 star meals all week that create used dishes. It isn't that hard and it doesn't take that long.
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  9. #49
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    What setting do I use in the dishwasher for paper plates?
  10. #50
    Set it to 'i like to have fun'
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  11. #51
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    "I'm feeling lucky"
  12. #52
    "Please don't hurt me... I bruise easily"
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Fuck you! Kill yourself you autistic FAGGOT!*"

    *with advanced deep clean sensor
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  14. #54
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Obbe There are of course certain dishes you have to hand wash as they are not dishwasher safe.



    Oh...the "unmentionable" dishes!
  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Oh…the "unmentionable" dishes!

    I'd like to take out my dish racks and cram you into my machine and set it on a nice low setting until you die of being too soggy and all your innards break through your skin. I would henceforth mention it to EVERYONE even the authorities and we would all cheer and laugh heartily as the video footage played in the background and the president put the Nobel Peace Prize and the Congressional Medal of Honor simultaneously around my neck, commending me for the greatest single act of humanitarianism in the history of civilization.

    Thank you.
  16. #56
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Fuck you, kid.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by stl1 Fuck you, kid.

    tl/dr
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    damn I just got served
  19. #59
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Soft served that is
  20. #60
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Why would they tell you to do anything that didn't make their soap appear to work better? They aren't just saying you don't have to pre-wash, they're saying it's actually harmful to do it at all.

    Yes, the bible tells you if you don't follow the bible you're going to hell...same thing...
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