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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Bikes are not worth getting period. Death traps and nigger candy.

    OK, grandma. Actually my grandma had a much more heterosexual view of bikes, despite knowing the culture surrounding them she didn't really hate on the bikes themselves so much
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    2 stroke motorbike dang mang that'd be toit on the torns
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo OK, grandma. Actually my grandma had a much more heterosexual view of bikes, despite knowing the culture surrounding them she didn't really hate on the bikes themselves so much

    Didn't read, too salty and homosexual.
  4. The RD was famous for it's powerband, you'd hit that thing and it would take off like a rocket. Also "famous" for it's ability to do wheelies really easy as you passed the old folk at the bus stop.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The RD was famous for it's powerband, you'd hit that thing and it would take off like a rocket. Also "famous" for it's ability to do wheelies really easy as you passed the old folk at the bus stop.

    meh.

    any boy can do a wheelie.

    REAL MEN do stoppies.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This is the new retareed thread? Cuz it has a girl users name?

    Smh just smh
  7. Found of pic of my RD...knew I had one in my email...what a beauty she was...I really didn't want to sell it and the guy that bought it had no clue about bikes...after buying it he showed up back at the house 30 mins later saying it died...the dumb shit had been riding with the choke on and flooded the engine.

    Because I didn't really want to sell it I said "look, this is too much bike for you if you don't even know how to work the choke, take your money back"...but he wouldn't.



    I wonder where she is now...a 2inch scrap of metal of it must still survive somewhere...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The RD was famous for it's powerband, you'd hit that thing and it would take off like a rocket. Also "famous" for it's ability to do wheelies really easy as you passed the old folk at the bus stop.




    The only thing Jiggles is "famous" for is losing his homes to his ex-wives like Amos lost his business.


  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ This is the new retareed thread? Cuz it has a girl users name?

    Smh just smh

    It's called "The Doll Bar"
  10. Originally posted by mmQ This is the new retareed thread? Cuz it has a girl users name?

    Smh just smh

    Welcome to Windows 3.11


    BTW, Kafka was a dude.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Was?
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Was?

    sorry I missed the 's' and read it as girl user name.
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Franz Kafka. I read some of his books years ago. Not bad.
  14. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Franz Kafka. I read some of his books years ago. Not bad.

    No, Burt Kafka, he was a milkman in Bolton.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson sorry I missed the 's' and read it as girl user name.

    Well then I will take part of the blame as well as I lazily did not include an apostrophe to indicate it as a possessive noun. I am deeply sorry.
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Well then I will take part of the blame as well as I lazily did not include an apostrophe to indicate it as a possessive noun. I am deeply sorry.

    Apology accepted...this time.
  17. 11.5k (GBP) on ebay uk...yum..plus about 2k I bet for shipping to Texas



    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185193922609?hash=item2b1e6b0031:g:R9wAAOSwKJ1he42w
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    You selling that Jig?
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Obv not unless you're "Ross Harveyltd" lol.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    When I ride a bike in the summer and am the only person on a country road, looking at the setting sun I feel like that is evidence of a higher power because it transcends the sum of its parts

    What I'm saying is God drives a Harley and is the real ROAD KING
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