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Kafka maybe dead

  1. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by frala Buy them little hoes some Lularoe and call it a day

    Lularoe turned out to be a huge pyramid scheme unsurprisingly.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Baby's arm holding an apple.

    Whatever it is, it seems slightly hairy.
  3. I wonder if that's a thing... young mothers posting selfies holding crack cocaine over their sleeping newborn babies.
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I would have like to have done cocaine with Kafka whilst she talked about Ireland, films & books in her unique fashion.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Upload more obnoxious outfits. I like them

    Translation: I want to rip off your doll like appendages and get at your sweetness.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I would have like to have done cocaine with Kafka whilst she talked about Ireland, films & books in her unique fashion.

    Same
  7. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Hey hey back off, I have claimed Kafka now. I have marked her as my territory with electronic pheromones.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Bro your mother got you an apartment she was so sick of you she rather pay to not have you near her

    Get real
  9. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley Bro your mother got you an apartment she was so sick of you she rather pay to not have you near her

    Get real

    You must have me confused for Bill Krozby or some shit.
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    ITT:



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  11. I just wanna go to pubs and rob drug dealers and perfect my irish accent and pour drain cleaner on our hands together
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  12. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Except pretend that this scene is in space
  13. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I just wanna go to pubs and rob drug dealers and perfect my irish accent and pour drain cleaner on our hands together

    I don't know why but this post reminded me of Irish Spring soap
  14. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Except pretend that this scene is in space


    become intoxicated via 02 purge, practice my techno-mandarin, rob typhellian space geckos for their neere ore, and expose ourselves to excessive gamma radiation*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive I don't know why but this post reminded me of Irish Spring soap

    You don't use soap
  16. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Bradley You don't use soap

    No, but his old lady rape victims do.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer No, but his old lady rape victims do.

    You were convicted of abusing your daughter and spent time in jail for it, Brady. You honestly deserve to be tortured
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I scrolled through this thread yesterday and cringed at helladamleets posts and many others but was too depressed to post anything but now I have AWOKEN and feel slightly less shitty so I want yall to know this thread is horrifyingly simpish and angryiver/hdl is a convicted child abuser
  19. idc actually i just wanted to be included in the simpolympics. There are 4 women on the site anyway and 2 are wifed up, one is dating the admin and one used to be a dude.
  20. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked become intoxicated via 02 purge, practice my techno-mandarin, rob typhellian space geckos for their neere ore, and expose ourselves to excessive gamma radiation*

    Write a post in my BIS thread in Printed Matter
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