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Hatchet Burying Thread
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2017-04-21 at 3:41 AM UTCBury your hatchet in my woodstock fuckkkkkkboy
I've always assumed bury the hatchet is incorrectly used and is more accurately translated as offering peace and then immediately defecting and burying an actual hatchet into the back of whoever's skull when they turn to walk away.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-21 at 3:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Land a 900 lb bike on your leg at 59 mph and see if you can even walk on those spindly twigs you use to keep the ass of your pants from dragging on the ground. It's not the first time I've used crutches or a cane during a healing process. Bitch I'm like Evil Kneivel.
sounds like you arent quite ready to take off those training wheels, little fella -
2017-04-21 at 3:44 AM UTC
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2017-04-21 at 4:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Not only did this ride not last very long it not wasn't the least bit amusing.
thats because your low energy man. It really shows your brain can only focus on one thing really intensely while mine can focus on everything in the universe at once more intense than anyone else.
The only advantage you have is you have existed longer than me so you have more material wealth so you have a better phone than me. I bet you use an ipad to make these memes and it takes you ALL DAY. I front page flush during my smoke break at work and make this stuff on the bus.
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2017-04-21 at 4:27 AM UTC
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2017-04-21 at 6:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR I never called you dirty. I said I'm not hatin', your cats are wonderful. Your choice of furniture is very oriental, though. I know quite a few wealthy Pakistanis etc. and I can virtually smell your place through the screen.
I HAVE ONE SET OF WOVEN STOOLS FROM PAKISTAN ASDFGHJKDDFJKLLCSSCCCHKIOURREWWDCNNJOUXZASD
I wasn't trying to destroy your life by saying that. I'm sorry.
Well just know that I was kitten and I still love you :( -
2017-04-21 at 11:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump thats because your low energy man. It really shows your brain can only focus on one thing really intensely while mine can focus on everything in the universe at once more intense than anyone else.
The only advantage you have is you have existed longer than me so you have more material wealth so you have a better phone than me. I bet you use an ipad to make these memes and it takes you ALL DAY. I front page flush during my smoke break at work and make this stuff on the bus.
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Put down the glass dick -
2017-04-21 at 12:21 PM UTC
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2017-04-21 at 1:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Land a 900 lb bike on your leg at 59 mph and see if you can even walk on those spindly twigs you use to keep the ass of your pants from dragging on the ground. It's not the first time I've used crutches or a cane during a healing process. Bitch I'm like Evil Kneivel.
They should rename snake river in that location to Kneivel river and canyon. Fucking parachute deployed to fast. -
2017-04-21 at 1:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 They should rename snake river in that location to Kneivel river and canyon. Fucking parachute deployed to fast.
Agreed, I thought the same thing when I watched it. If the chute had not deployed early I believe he would have made the other side. Man, having had a dirt bike starting in 1968,that guy was one of my boyhood idols. It was because if him I started racing semi-private moto-X from 13 to 18. -
2017-04-21 at 1:20 PM UTC^do you like robby kneivel? my friend is his photographer and I got to say whats up to him one time, he was chill as fuck
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2017-04-21 at 1:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver Agreed, I thought the same thing when I watched it. If the chute had not deployed early I believe he would have made the other side. Man, having had a dirt bike starting in 1968,that guy was one of my boyhood idols. It was because if him I started racing semi-private moto-X from 13 to 18.
I rode dirtbikes later. I had friends who were good at riding. People have to understand bikes were twice as heavy as they are today. these lightweight bikes allow kids to do amazing stunts. triple backrolls bends the mind. even mountain biking is amazing these days.
Pulling hills is a bit redneckish but we had fun doing that. try getting out of the way of a 400-500 pound 500cc. -
2017-04-21 at 1:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^do you like robby kneivel? my friend is his photographer and I got to say whats up to him one time, he was chill as fuck
I haven't thought about his kid in forever. But fuck, I just found out him and I were born 8 days apart. Hell, he is still jumping. The video is from Dallas on 08AUG16.
Remember this kids the next time you think about underestimating an "old man". LOL -
2017-04-21 at 1:41 PM UTCI never underestimate anyone. Humans have great potential and the ones with shortcomings make it up in other ways.
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2017-04-21 at 1:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I never underestimate anyone. Humans have great potential and the ones with shortcomings make it up in other ways.
short guys are not afraid of nothing.
I know it's just a meme but it's the truth. The older you get the less of a game it becomes. It has to do with intent. If your intent is to punch the other guy in the nose or eye and his intent is to crack your head open or run you through with cold steel the odds are already in his favor. But be sure in your heart that your intent is real and not crippled by any thoughts of remorse for what you are about to do.
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2017-04-21 at 1:57 PM UTC
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2017-04-21 at 2:06 PM UTC
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2017-04-21 at 2:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Beaver I haven't thought about his kid in forever. But fuck, I just found out him and I were born 8 days apart. Hell, he is still jumping. The video is from Dallas on 08AUG16.
Remember this kids the next time you think about underestimating an "old man". LOL
this ones pretty good
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2017-04-21 at 4:10 PM UTC
