2022-02-06 at 2:18 AM UTC
the girl i have a crush on is a lot fatter than i anticipated.
i do not want to have coffee with her
don'tw ant her to take her to get food
like bro trayvon martin hear me out, she's just a little too fat
i can handle 160, 180, maybe even 220.
i cannot handle a girl twice my size if i had an option between hitting cars and ripping cads and having a
repulsively fat black girl rub my back
yea nigga i'mma get the jarmin.
2022-02-06 at 2:19 AM UTC
fat people like paul wozny fucking disgust me
the last thing iw anna fuck is a piece of lard like quick mix ready laying there
2022-02-06 at 2:35 AM UTC
i can't imagine hugging af at girl and feeling paul wozyn wrapped aroun dme
white or balck
if i feel some fat fuck crawling over my bvody i am so disgusted, i see why he had to fuck his little girls
2022-02-06 at 2:40 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Lol reminds me of the fat chick I had sending me cash in jail. I felt bad as fuck for never talking to her again once I got out. But I mean shit I needed more commissary and phone time u know. Plus she was fine to talk to and have phone sex with her over the phone in jail lol
2022-02-06 at 3:06 AM UTC
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2022-02-06 at 6:52 AM UTC
I rented this room because it had high numbers but it's the only hotel that doesn't have a casino in the closest casino is three blocks away and it's nothing but like homeless crazy f****** outside inside nice but I don't feel like dealing with drunk people right now so I have to go to nighty night in Reno with no casino time that's the cherry on my cake tonight
oh yeah how does this relate when I was getting food I saw a chubby chick and I was thinking about how crozz would say slam Pig and somehow that turned me on more than looking at the pretty waitresses
2022-02-06 at 6:53 AM UTC
You're drunk slam Pig slam pig that pig and then go back and get a drink at the bar and tip the pretty cocktail waitress and make her smell my finger
2022-02-06 at 4:32 PM UTC
Extremely fat women have been known to murder their skinny boyfriends by sitting on them.
2022-02-06 at 4:35 PM UTC
This is precisely why online dating apps are a crap shoot. With all the photo and video editing stuff out there the chick looks gorgeous until you see her IRL 🤢
2022-02-06 at 4:48 PM UTC
Or she cleverly says, "I'll take top", only to smother you to death by "accident".
2022-02-06 at 11:08 PM UTC
She's probably perfectly normal but this Bradleys gay cope so he doesn't have to admit to his friends and family that he is a homosexual
BRO SHE WAS FAT XD IM NOT GAY I ONLY LIKE SKINNY DD BLONDES I SWEAR
2022-02-07 at 2:43 PM UTC
i think im still gonna go out with her idgaf