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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    the girl i have a crush on is a lot fatter than i anticipated.

    i do not want to have coffee with her

    don'tw ant her to take her to get food

    like bro trayvon martin hear me out, she's just a little too fat

    i can handle 160, 180, maybe even 220.

    i cannot handle a girl twice my size if i had an option between hitting cars and ripping cads and having a

    repulsively fat black girl rub my back

    yea nigga i'mma get the jarmin.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    fat people like paul wozny fucking disgust me

    the last thing iw anna fuck is a piece of lard like quick mix ready laying there
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    i can't imagine hugging af at girl and feeling paul wozyn wrapped aroun dme

    white or balck

    if i feel some fat fuck crawling over my bvody i am so disgusted, i see why he had to fuck his little girls
  4. #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol reminds me of the fat chick I had sending me cash in jail. I felt bad as fuck for never talking to her again once I got out. But I mean shit I needed more commissary and phone time u know. Plus she was fine to talk to and have phone sex with her over the phone in jail lol
  5. #5
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Eat her
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I rented this room because it had high numbers but it's the only hotel that doesn't have a casino in the closest casino is three blocks away and it's nothing but like homeless crazy f****** outside inside nice but I don't feel like dealing with drunk people right now so I have to go to nighty night in Reno with no casino time that's the cherry on my cake tonight


    oh yeah how does this relate when I was getting food I saw a chubby chick and I was thinking about how crozz would say slam Pig and somehow that turned me on more than looking at the pretty waitresses
  7. #7
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You're drunk slam Pig slam pig that pig and then go back and get a drink at the bar and tip the pretty cocktail waitress and make her smell my finger
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I rented this room because it had high numbers but it's the only hotel that doesn't have a casino in the closest casino is three blocks away and it's nothing but like homeless crazy f****** outside inside nice but I don't feel like dealing with drunk people right now so I have to go to nighty night in Reno with no casino time that's the cherry on my cake tonight


    oh yeah how does this relate when I was getting food I saw a chubby chick and I was thinking about how crozz would say slam Pig and somehow that turned me on more than looking at the pretty waitresses

    What's with the F************? Do you use voice to text or something or do you just not like pottymouths?
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Sudo What's with the F************? Do you use voice to text or something or do you just not like pottymouths?

    who are you asking.

    him or his mental illness.

    his mental unwellness ?
  10. #10
    Extremely fat women have been known to murder their skinny boyfriends by sitting on them.
  11. #11
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    This is precisely why online dating apps are a crap shoot. With all the photo and video editing stuff out there the chick looks gorgeous until you see her IRL 🤢
  12. #12
    Or she cleverly says, "I'll take top", only to smother you to death by "accident".
  13. #13
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler This is precisely why online dating apps are a crap shoot. With all the photo and video editing stuff out there the chick looks gorgeous until you see her IRL 🤢

    You're a paedophile so you don't know what you're talking about.
  14. #14
    takes one to know one.
  15. #15
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I’m a pedophile so I don't know what you’re talking about.

    FIFY
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    She's probably perfectly normal but this Bradleys gay cope so he doesn't have to admit to his friends and family that he is a homosexual

    BRO SHE WAS FAT XD IM NOT GAY I ONLY LIKE SKINNY DD BLONDES I SWEAR
  17. #17
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Bad News, Bros?

  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    i think im still gonna go out with her idgaf
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