2022-02-04 at 5:16 PM UTC
Like I said yesterday...a decade of post stalking and you still don't get it
2022-02-04 at 5:18 PM UTC
I got that you're full of malarkey and got caught and proven wrong...again.
2022-02-04 at 5:33 PM UTC
"proven" wrong
You should probably read what I said again...
2022-02-04 at 5:57 PM UTC
"Back home in England a foot of snow was called "A summer heatwave"
Yup...nothing you said disproved that dumbo.
This morning just about everyone said to me "you're wearing short sleeves today"?!?!? as if I was nuts.
"yes, I'm not working outside"...pussy Americans all wrapped up like they were planning a trip to the arctic.
2022-02-04 at 6:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
…as if everyone else here would totally be in awe of his wisdom and "rightness."
/Clown emoji goes here
That didn't scare st|1, kid.
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2022-02-04 at 6:28 PM UTC
How many times was Rump impeached, Speculum?
2022-02-04 at 6:31 PM UTC
Q. How many feet of snow did Jiggles play in in the summer in England as a boy?
A. The same number as the times Speculum claims Rump was impeached.
2022-02-04 at 6:43 PM UTC
My brother lived up on the hills in Derbyshire. One year he was commuting home from Manchester and got stuck in the snow...his first thought he'd just wait it out in his car till morning but as the snow got up to his windows he decided to take off to a nearby farm and seek shelter.
The farmer and his wife too him in for the night. The next morning the farmer asked my brother to help him find his sheep..apparently the sheep just lay down in the snow and get covered in the snow. The farmer gave my brother a long pole, had one himself and told/showed him how to go around the field pushing the pole in the snow looking for sheep, then when you find one you basically pull it out, grab it by the back legs, throw it over your shoulder then walk to the truck thing and dump it in the back of the truck.
My brother was in an expensive suit and he said every time he threw one of the sheep over his shoulder it shat all down the back of his suit and it was ruined.
2022-02-04 at 7:17 PM UTC
Thus the saying was born, "don't let the sheep shit run down your back".
2022-02-04 at 9:53 PM UTC
I got my snow shoveled...and it was even real!
2022-02-04 at 10:18 PM UTC
I shovel my own snow.
Jiggles shovels his own shit.