My mom banned me for getting a front page flush

1. 2017-04-20 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think she should go to work she's a shut in virgin and a rattex that can't get laid OR PAID LMAO
2. 2017-04-20 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby no because I feel like they did a lot for me without spoiling me. My dad and I were having an argument a lil over a year ago and he told me "doug, you dug your own hole, I could of done nothing for you and you probably would of still turned out the same"
   
   and the funny thing was before he said that, I was thinking the exact same thing I just didn't want to act ungrateful for all him and my mother did for me and piss him off but he's kind of right.
   
   And plus things could turn around for me at anytime so I don't think they've failed. People change sometimes. I'm a very different person than I used to be. A lot more positive and a lot more secure with who I am.
   
   Who knows maybe 5 years later ill show up in drop top six or something like that.

   
   No it's never going to turn around for you. You're going to be worthless for the rest of your life and accomplish nothing.
3. 2017-04-20 at 7 PM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fox Paws No it's never going to turn around for you. You're going to be worthless for the rest of your life and accomplish nothing.

   
   NO U!
4. 2017-04-20 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #24
   RestStop Space Nigga
   My sincere apologies for derailing this already shit-tier thread but I'm curious as to what "Fox Paws" actually means?
5. 2017-04-20 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fox pawns is risirs alt when he wants to pretend to be a gay fox (but who's pretending?)
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
6. 2017-04-20 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
7. 2017-04-20 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #27
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RestStop My sincere apologies for derailing this already shit-tier thread but I'm curious as to what "Fox Paws" actually means?

   
   its an alt rs, the alt this dude is imitating is faux pas, from zoklet/rdfrn
   
   faux pas = a social blunder/gaffe
   
   pronounced (fo-paw)
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
8. 2017-04-20 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My mom says I'm a liar I dont get it
9. 2017-04-20 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why did she lock me out
10. 2017-04-20 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    She said I locked myself out and lied about it I think my mom is Donald trump
11. 2017-04-20 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't be stupid.
12. 2017-04-20 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop My sincere apologies for derailing this already shit-tier thread but I'm curious as to what "Fox Paws" actually means?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its an alt rs, the alt this dude is imitating is faux pas, from zoklet/rdfrn
    
    faux pas = a social blunder/gaffe
    
    pronounced (fo-paw)

    
    What he said except I'm not an alt, Lanny already confirmed. I have his phone number from when we were supposed to meet up at Academy of Science circa 2012
13. 2017-04-20 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think my cat locked me out
14. 2017-04-20 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think my cat locked me out

    
    Good antoine the traitor strikes again.
15. 2017-04-20 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Antonio is trump
16. 2017-04-20 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Antonio is trump

    
    post of the year.
17. 2017-04-20 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No that was a trash post I want to delete my account now.
    
    I think I need to go on seroquels to sleep
18. 2017-04-20 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I want to delete my account now.

    
    *Thunderous Applause*
19. 2017-04-20 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I tried to delete it on Friday last week but when I press the self taught man button I get a 405 error derpadew. I pm'd Lanny and offered him $10 to delete my account but he's too much of a drunk.
    
    You are ztuck with me forever. I'm going for 100k posts front page flush as long as my Mom keeps wigging out like this I should have material until next spring.
20. 2017-04-20 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump No that was a trash post I want to delete my account now.
    
    I think I need to go on seroquels to sleep

    
    Go to a doctor.