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What if UDOs are plasmoids?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Meikai i'd think that was pretty rad, the idea that two intelligent species are native to one planet would appeal to me greatly. if i was put in charge of the investigation i'd appoint someone who knew what the fuck they were actually doing, first and foremost.

    also i think we shud launch tardigrades in every conceivable direction and seed life throughout the galaxy to the best of our ability. it's our duty.

    Would you hug an alien?
  2. #22
    smokemon Houston
    I'll rummage around in my closet for my paranormal footage flash drives sometime in the next few days.
    Give you the phat hook-up dawg.
    (If I keep my flash drives "in the closet," does that mean they're gay?)

    People always bitch about there being no evidence for UFOs.
    "How come there's no video evidence since we have fancy-shmancy cameras? Shouldn't we have some by now?"
    What's funny is that there is a whole fuckton of good footage of UFOs.
    Of course with youtube's search so hopelessly broken, it can be hard to find.
    If you search "UFO evidence" on youtube you'll get 99% disinformation and pop-horseshit, "debunkings."

    Mr. Anomalous on YT has a lot of good footage of plasmoid anomalies. So does Plasmoid Anomaly Study Group.
    Just like the fake planes, a lot of them do this weird sort of power-up flashy thing.
    They have some sort of intelligence, as many times they can be "summoned" simply with human intention.
    The way they often mimic things also indicates some kind of street smarts.

    Here are a couple decent YT videos of UFO phenomena.







  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I 3as driving in the dark and I read the thread title as "what if UFOs are plantessi?" And that is exactly thr kind of tough question I come to this website for
  4. #24
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by smokemon I'll rummage around in my closet for my paranormal footage flash drives sometime in the next few days.
    Give you the phat hook-up dawg.
    (If I keep my flash drives "in the closet," does that mean they're gay?)

    People always bitch about there being no evidence for UFOs.
    "How come there's no video evidence since we have fancy-shmancy cameras? Shouldn't we have some by now?"
    What's funny is that there is a whole fuckton of good footage of UFOs.
    Of course with youtube's search so hopelessly broken, it can be hard to find.
    If you search "UFO evidence" on youtube you'll get 99% disinformation and pop-horseshit, "debunkings."

    Mr. Anomalous on YT has a lot of good footage of plasmoid anomalies. So does Plasmoid Anomaly Study Group.
    Just like the fake planes, a lot of them do this weird sort of power-up flashy thing.
    They have some sort of intelligence, as many times they can be "summoned" simply with human intention.
    The way they often mimic things also indicates some kind of street smarts.

    Here are a couple decent YT videos of UFO phenomena.








    #1 seems like an out of focus faraway jet engine.

    #2 is almost certainly a shaped mylar balloon reflecting sunlight.

    #3 us likely a swarm of mylar balloons drifting in the wind and reflecting sunlight.

    #4 looks like some kind of insects.
  5. #25
    smokemon Houston
    *rummages*

    Fake bird up close, classic plasmoid anomaly




    Another strange anomaly




    "PLANES"


    Flying directly overhead, asymmetry




    Missing engine




    The Shining

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    smokemon Houston



    "Trust us, we're planes."





  7. #27
    smokemon Houston
    The birth of a cloud entity





  8. #28
    Originally posted by smokemon Missing engine


    Fucking lol...It's also missing the Mountain goats.
  9. #29
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would you hug an alien?

    If I am free to hug them then maybe. If the God-Emperor wills that I drive a chainsword through the heart of every xeno, so be it.

  10. #30
    Originally posted by smokemon


    "Trust us, we're planes."






    What happened to the weather balloons?
  11. #31
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by smokemon I'll rummage around in my closet for my paranormal footage flash drives sometime in the next few days.
    Give you the phat hook-up dawg.
    (If I keep my flash drives "in the closet," does that mean they're gay?)

    People always bitch about there being no evidence for UFOs.
    "How come there's no video evidence since we have fancy-shmancy cameras? Shouldn't we have some by now?"
    What's funny is that there is a whole fuckton of good footage of UFOs.
    Of course with youtube's search so hopelessly broken, it can be hard to find.
    If you search "UFO evidence" on youtube you'll get 99% disinformation and pop-horseshit, "debunkings."

    Mr. Anomalous on YT has a lot of good footage of plasmoid anomalies. So does Plasmoid Anomaly Study Group.
    Just like the fake planes, a lot of them do this weird sort of power-up flashy thing.
    They have some sort of intelligence, as many times they can be "summoned" simply with human intention.
    The way they often mimic things also indicates some kind of street smarts.




    That's some guy shining a flashlight on a blue wall.

    Duh.
  12. #32
    smokemon Houston
    Almost forgot, keep your eyes peeled for the magic sprinkles.

  13. #33
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Quit smoking that shit, mon.

    It's making you see bugs as pixies.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would you hug an alien?

    i believe the first thing she'd ask for from any "advanced" extraterrestrial lifeform that visited earth is an advanced gender correction surgery.
  15. #35
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I think some ETs are probably
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  18. #38
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai If I am free to hug them then maybe. If the God-Emperor wills that I drive a chainsword through the heart of every xeno, so be it.


    Listen to him. The population of the average imperial city is 14 billion people. A hive world can have up to 20 cities, and there's 32,380 hive worlds in the imperium of man, so that is 404,750 cities. Therefore the population of the imperium of man is 5,261,750,000,000,000, or a little more than 5.25 quadrillion humans. There are another 820,000 worlds under the emperors command, which equal around another 11.05 quadrillion humans.

    Despite this the life expectancy of a guardsman on an active battlefield is only 14 hours. 99% of the recruits for space marine will not make the cut, and will wither and die.
  19. #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by smokemon


    "Trust us, we're planes."






    The latter is the UAVs they use for military reconnaissance.
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