2022-01-28 at 7:40 PM UTC
Well, it's official. I am on the dole as some would put it, in less civilised places. I just needed some cash to get a phone tbh, lady approved something like 550 bucks to be received on tuesday.
So yeah here's the plan.
Get phone--->Get Phone plan(i was thinking chatr or some pay as you go provider)--->buy a bottle of E&J brandy--->Succeed at life.
Really though with a phone on tuesday, the work I've been offered and the other opportunities that I'm sure i'll find being reachable things should go well although I assume I'll have my weirdo stalker problem become well, a problem again.
#winning.
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2022-01-28 at 7:55 PM UTC
Actually this opens the door to like some professional level government leeching but I'm going to try and keep some pride and independence intact and attempt to work things out.
I don't think I can drive for some time unless I fix my credit and use longterm rentals as it would probably be cheaper than my insurance premiums, with the added benefit that i don't believe my name will show up if the plate gets run. But I'd still run into the "Indigenous Fellow driving a rental car and NEEDS to be pulled over problem" at which point I'll probably regret my choices and have them fuck up my non-existing at the moment but dreamed up credit card. So legal issues too must be taken care of, I just don't want probation, or jail, or any consequences at all.
This is good tho, gotta stay positive ya know, grabbed some info on the cabinets and countertops I was asked to install today at the HDepot. so yeah all things moving along, slowly.
2022-01-28 at 8:15 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i dont think dat money is meant for alcohol, mister
2022-01-28 at 8:16 PM UTC
Listen I'm getting the Brandy, it will probably be the first purchase tbh, and that's me being responsible as I'd rather have some D'usse but am keeping costs down. After that I'll buy 1, no 2 points of meff. THAN I'll secure a phone. and at some point perhaps buy a bus pass or do laundry. I don't plan on reporting tbh I just needed a capital injection to start my uhhh empire.
2022-01-28 at 8:17 PM UTC
Right on Nile. Why don't you run for Chief of your local tribe and then open a casino and control the money you want to.
is that possible? tell the Canadians to get the fuck off your land. it's not Canada. and if they fuck with you, get some liberal media to tell your story to the world. and shame Canadians in front of the whole wide world.
Hahaha fuck yeah!
2022-01-28 at 8:20 PM UTC
"my local tribe" is like 2 hours north of edmonton. and I'd have to like live there or something. Wabasca is a cool little town and if i was smart i could register corporations based on the Rez that don't need to report to anyone basically and can be run like a blackbox but I haven't ever really explored the ways in which i could exploit such an arrangement.
Cook books and extend lines of credit and then just bankrupt it? i dunno dawg.
2022-01-28 at 9:26 PM UTC
time for da bit bucks live it large
2022-01-28 at 9:29 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I got 70 bucks from the food stamp folks one time,, I got lobsters with it
2022-01-28 at 9:45 PM UTC
I'm really proud of you for taking steps to improve your life.
2022-01-28 at 11:43 PM UTC
wow a man being helped in a system designed to discriminate against white males. from your post i dont think your white though, shucks... so close
oh and your in canada i see, ran by a bunch of limp wristed faggots especially trudeau
2022-01-28 at 11:48 PM UTC
Enjoy your $$$ homey, governments are for faggots and any chance you can get to skim a tiny fraction out their greedy ass pockets is a big ole WIN. I'm gonna go to their website and LIE right now and try to get some extra free stuff on the side because fuck em. Yahoooo!!!
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2022-01-29 at 2:13 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
R u retarded? Get food stamps and get a free phone if ur so bad off u need welfare
2022-01-29 at 11:17 PM UTC
Native Americans possess a poor work ethic.
2022-01-30 at 4:59 AM UTC
That's false and racist. you sir are a racist. and i am going to politely ask you to leave my thread.
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