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I got welfare!

  1. #1
    Nile bump
    Well, it's official. I am on the dole as some would put it, in less civilised places. I just needed some cash to get a phone tbh, lady approved something like 550 bucks to be received on tuesday.

    So yeah here's the plan.

    Get phone--->Get Phone plan(i was thinking chatr or some pay as you go provider)--->buy a bottle of E&J brandy--->Succeed at life.

    Really though with a phone on tuesday, the work I've been offered and the other opportunities that I'm sure i'll find being reachable things should go well although I assume I'll have my weirdo stalker problem become well, a problem again.

    #winning.
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  2. #2
    Nile bump
    Actually this opens the door to like some professional level government leeching but I'm going to try and keep some pride and independence intact and attempt to work things out.

    I don't think I can drive for some time unless I fix my credit and use longterm rentals as it would probably be cheaper than my insurance premiums, with the added benefit that i don't believe my name will show up if the plate gets run. But I'd still run into the "Indigenous Fellow driving a rental car and NEEDS to be pulled over problem" at which point I'll probably regret my choices and have them fuck up my non-existing at the moment but dreamed up credit card. So legal issues too must be taken care of, I just don't want probation, or jail, or any consequences at all.

    This is good tho, gotta stay positive ya know, grabbed some info on the cabinets and countertops I was asked to install today at the HDepot. so yeah all things moving along, slowly.
  3. #3
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Good job my dude
  4. #4
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i dont think dat money is meant for alcohol, mister
  5. #5
    Nile bump
    Listen I'm getting the Brandy, it will probably be the first purchase tbh, and that's me being responsible as I'd rather have some D'usse but am keeping costs down. After that I'll buy 1, no 2 points of meff. THAN I'll secure a phone. and at some point perhaps buy a bus pass or do laundry. I don't plan on reporting tbh I just needed a capital injection to start my uhhh empire.
  6. #6
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Right on Nile. Why don't you run for Chief of your local tribe and then open a casino and control the money you want to.

    is that possible? tell the Canadians to get the fuck off your land. it's not Canada. and if they fuck with you, get some liberal media to tell your story to the world. and shame Canadians in front of the whole wide world.

    Hahaha fuck yeah!
  7. #7
    Nile bump
    "my local tribe" is like 2 hours north of edmonton. and I'd have to like live there or something. Wabasca is a cool little town and if i was smart i could register corporations based on the Rez that don't need to report to anyone basically and can be run like a blackbox but I haven't ever really explored the ways in which i could exploit such an arrangement.

    Cook books and extend lines of credit and then just bankrupt it? i dunno dawg.
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    time for da bit bucks live it large
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I got 70 bucks from the food stamp folks one time,, I got lobsters with it
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm really proud of you for taking steps to improve your life.
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    wow a man being helped in a system designed to discriminate against white males. from your post i dont think your white though, shucks... so close
    oh and your in canada i see, ran by a bunch of limp wristed faggots especially trudeau
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Enjoy your $$$ homey, governments are for faggots and any chance you can get to skim a tiny fraction out their greedy ass pockets is a big ole WIN. I'm gonna go to their website and LIE right now and try to get some extra free stuff on the side because fuck em. Yahoooo!!!
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  13. #13
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    As a TECHNICIAN that pays taxes I think the government should fuck off and learn to support themselves by selling cocaine.

    If I pay $100 in taxes which the government takes by force only $1 of my money actually goes to helping someone like Nile. The rest gets wasted on things like keeping cocaine illegal, fancy steak dinners for israeli lobbyists and jet fuel.

    I don't want to pay for those things?

    How about instead of paying taxes you donate to the local church every Sunday which has it's own welfare system and if you are poor you go to church to get help, not the government. This is what we do instead. Society is sick.

  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    R u retarded? Get food stamps and get a free phone if ur so bad off u need welfare
  15. #15
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by RIPtotse R u retarded?

    I might be. Look I don't have a phone not because i didn't have money, the no money thing is recent it's because I have shady government assholes tapped into my shit, when i do get a phone, they use the information gleaned to try and drive me insane, using like zersetzung meets mk ultra type shit with spooky synchronicities thrown in for good measure, when I have a phone these guys get way worse and annoying. I wish i was joking, but whatever it's just my life thesedays I don't even think they're government tbh, more like state security Magi. fucking secret society cunts, or some weird cult i pissed off. I dunno there angle besides that they don't like me whatever, I'm rambling.

    i had a nice hauwei p30 light i threw away in toronto after files were deleted off of it and i thought it could be used as a vector of attack on myself as in incriminating files get uploaded and when I inevitably crack from there bullshit(i did btw, in toronto, lose my shit) and get arrested I'd have that bullshit to deal with but right now? I need work cuz uh my other source dried up.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Native Americans possess a poor work ethic.
  17. #17
    Nile bump
    That's false and racist. you sir are a racist. and i am going to politely ask you to leave my thread.
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  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Nile I might be. Look I don't have a phone not because i didn't have money, the no money thing is recent it's because I have shady government assholes tapped into my shit, when i do get a phone, they use the information gleaned to try and drive me insane, using like zersetzung meets mk ultra type shit with spooky synchronicities thrown in for good measure, when I have a phone these guys get way worse and annoying. I wish i was joking, but whatever it's just my life thesedays I don't even think they're government tbh, more like state security Magi. fucking secret society cunts, or some weird cult i pissed off. I dunno there angle besides that they don't like me whatever, I'm rambling.

    i had a nice hauwei p30 light i threw away in toronto after files were deleted off of it and i thought it could be used as a vector of attack on myself as in incriminating files get uploaded and when I inevitably crack from there bullshit(i did btw, in toronto, lose my shit) and get arrested I'd have that bullshit to deal with but right now? I need work cuz uh my other source dried up.

    Ok ur scizo for sure
  19. #19
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Ok ur scizo for sure

    No dude, I'm serious about this. I've been getting fucked with by some spooky forces for like 2 years and it's fucked up. I thought it was political but there's a weird spiritual side to this shit.

    im going to end up like fucking t2k1 aren't I? truely a sad fate for myself.
  20. #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Nile No dude, I'm serious about this. I've been getting fucked with by some spooky forces for like 2 years and it's fucked up. I thought it was political but there's a weird spiritual side to this shit.

    Ok bro good luck with that?
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