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Fona 1-27-2022 Operation: Find a Job Before I'm Fucked

  1. #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Just drink man. today at least. one day.
  2. #22
    RIP has all the best advice for this Fona listen to him

    Aside from going to college since loans scare me
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    https://www.employmentlawhandbook.com/employment-and-labor-laws/states/ohio/wage-payment/

    LMAO sounds like under the law they can do whatever they want. But isn't that a breach of contract?

    Ohio has pretty fucked labor laws stacked against the worker.
  4. #24
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Get unemployment and find under the table work until that runs out like every other American.

    I've only been out of jail and not been a homeless piece of shit str8 savage junky since 2019 and I'm in college, have my own house, and me and my live in girl [prolly fiance soon if I ever buy an engagement ring], because apparently the other fucking 5 gold/diamond/emerald/wtf ever stone rings aren't engagement enough apparently.

    You need to get whatever shitty job u can or bite the bullet and go to a busy city and become a bartender or something because that's thr only way I've been able to make 30-40 N hr with no higher education degree. But I refuse to work in a bar anymore because it's bad for my mental health fr.

    You'd probably like college and just go and work on your associates before you pick a major..I mean you can pick one before and work towards it with your associates degree but the mean thing is get that stupid paper so you can get ur bachelor's then you have a better chance of getting a decent paying job.

    My brother just got hired out of school for a 80k a year a yr job right out of school. Granted he's a physics major in grad school now but he's only 21.

    School isn't even that hard and u could get a fafsfa loan easy peasy and go to a community College where it's only like 5-600 a class and u could have ur associates really quick if u went full time, a little longer for part time but still worth it IMHO.

    Basically what I've seen is:

    No school = hard labor or food service jobs are really the only way to make a half decent living

    School = possibly having a job in a lab or as a paralegal or a lawyer eventually or at least in a desk where I type shit up and have zoom meetings sometimes. Sounds better than fucking every job I've ever had. Plus we are getting older and I've been thinking about my future a lot and I need to get to squirrling away money like a madman now so I can live out my 70-80s-90s in relative peace and luxury without having to worry about money.



    Idk maybe I'm an idiot


    Well I'm definitely an idiot but that's besides the point.

    associate degrees are virtually pointless and worth less than a degree in liberal arts.
  5. #25
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    [qote]If I were you if put in a claim just incase though. Fuck it. I'd just lie and say they fired you because they didn't like you and you feel like they were planning this for a while because they don't like people like you for some reason and give some examples of why. I always stress that I'm starving and I can't pay my rent and my electric is off, etc etc..just to hopefully pull on the heart strings of those cold hearted unemployment people.

    just say you are black or have some indian blood or something.
  6. #26
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Yah I guess I should read the op more thoroughly sometimes although I still would put in an unemployment claim if I were u fona, although they do side with the job a lot of the time. It was easy when covid first happened but now they are being dicks about getting it because everyone was on it lol.

    If I were you if put in a claim just incase though. Fuck it. I'd just lie and say they fired you because they didn't like you and you feel like they were planning this for a while because they don't like people like you for some reason and give some examples of why. I always stress that I'm starving and I can't pay my rent and my electric is off, etc etc..just to hopefully pull on the heart strings of those cold hearted unemployment people.

    Then whenever they call and have basically a mini court session over the phone with u and the employer and when they say you quit or whatever just firmly tell them you did not quit and your position was terminated as you were not hired for day shift and your availability for day shift at that time was unavailable which left you jobless at no fault of your own. You can't help that the company HIRED you for night shift and then stopped having night shift.

    IMHO u are a candidate for unemployment but what do I know

    what if they ask over the phone what reasons to give you were unavailable for night shift? and even if you lie and say family obligations what if they want you to prove it in writing or getting that family member over the phone?
  7. #27
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Painters PAINT, Bitches Bitch, cucks cuck, and nigga's nig..
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  8. #28
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Wariat associate degrees are virtually pointless and worth less than a degree in liberal arts.

    That's why u get it in science and not fine arts and keep going fir bachelors in a science related field duh
  9. #29
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Solstice RIP has all the best advice for this Fona listen to him

    Aside from going to college since loans scare me

    Dude won't listen he's too busy spending his money on broke ass Mitsubishi lancers and getting his cat groomed and thinking about replacing flooring.

    All he'd have to do is JUST buy food and gas for a couple months and he could actually stack a little cash.

    IMHO its a good idea to have at min 10k in the bank/buried under your floor boards just incase you need bail/lawyer money u know
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  10. #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The unwritten one that goes "you show up and do work and we pay you money".

    So they're just allowed to go "you still show up, you still do the same amount of work, and we pay you less money"?

    Could be regarded as constructive dismissal. Instead of making employees redundant they cut pay and conditions to force people to quit.
    https://www.harmonizehq.com/blog/an-easy-guide-to-constructive-discharge/#What_is_Constructive_Discharge

    yes it's called the real world and life isn't always fair. This entitled MOON PERSON ME ME ME culture of "I deserve X amount just for walking in the door, productivity be damned!"

    Maybe the problem isn't that they are cutting your pay, maybe the problem is you are asking for too much.
  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by RIPtotse That's why u get it in science and not fine arts and keep going fir bachelors in a science related field duh

    I dont see the need for it even in science beyond just going right away for a bachelors. unless you want to be a lab rat experimented on with semen or something. what jobs or gigs ask for associate degrees besides lab rats in science?
  12. #32
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes it's called the real world and life isn't always fair. This entitled MOON PERSON ME ME ME culture of "I deserve X amount just for walking in the door, productivity be damned!"

    Maybe the problem isn't that they are cutting your pay, maybe the problem is you are asking for too much.

    maybe we should cut your monthly handouts and see if you think you ask for to much
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  13. #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by POLECAT maybe we should cut your monthly handouts and see if you think you ask for to much

    You are not "we" you are a mentally ill person that think Donald Trump won the election NEWS FLASH HE LOST FUCKING HARD just like you lose every day by watching nigger politics on YouTube like the good shill sheep you are 🐑
  14. #34
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes it's called the real world and life isn't always fair. This entitled MOON PERSON ME ME ME culture of "I deserve X amount just for walking in the door, productivity be damned!"

    Maybe the problem isn't that they are cutting your pay, maybe the problem is you are asking for too much.

    Spoken like a true government welfare receiver.
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  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I got cut off months ago
  16. #36
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I thought canada just paid people to live there
  17. #37
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Welfare wouldn't exist if the government didn't steal peoples money in the first place.

  18. #38
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I did not quit my job.
    All I did was start taking my vacation days.

    Anyways, I slept in way too late and missed my eye exam but I rescheduled it for tomorrow.
    Also I got a bite on a job that I was going to take last year.
    Only problem is that it won't start until the end of February.
    Still I am going to go check it out more tomorrow.
  19. #39
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you got bitten on the job by a rat?
  20. #40
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Some of these places with their online applications seem like a waste of time.
    I went through my list and did my part or tried to but now I'm about to leave my house and show up to these jobs in person.
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