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2017-04-20 at 12:14 AM UTC"I spent years of my life just being bummed out about being a human being."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-20 at 12:23 AM UTCMalice I wish you could just enjoy your life and not be so cynical...you don't a witty and clever comment back here...I'm not your enemy.
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2017-04-20 at 12:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Goddammit, I have blue balls from not masturbating for 2+ weeks, but I'm too displeased with being a human being to come even close to orgasm/ejaculation or even maintain an erection. Gave up in gyfcat porn clips and attempted to do it through sheer will power.
Life is highly unsatisfactory.
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2017-04-20 at 12:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice "A list of grievances on the human condition"
I wonder if any ancient dudes ever wrote any good rants on how much it sucks/what a bummer it is to be a human being. I suppose ecclesiastes counts, but I'm looking for something more along the lines of what Diogenes might write if he took it (half) seriously.
It's kind of interesting that even thousands of years ago you could realize the futility and horror of existence if you really tried hard enough.
This is the shit I was just talking about. -
2017-04-20 at 12:33 AM UTCStop being nice to mal. Hes deficated his life to being mean toward me and others.
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2017-04-20 at 12:35 AM UTCMalice is cool beans I'd party with him any day. He's a space biker.
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2017-04-20 at 12:53 AM UTC
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2017-04-20 at 12:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Oh, actually, I've never tried one. I have zero sex toys or products. May actually get one if this causes problems and I end up having wet dreams. I'm just completely indifferent to sexual pleasure, but do realize that the far increased stimuli would make this a much shorter job.
*stands up on chair and attempts masturbation again*
Goddamn, this thing does not work. I mean, that's ultimately what I'd like, but I want to go yak percento!, not like this.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-04-20T00:13:44.460816+00:00
Get a sex tube. -
2017-04-20 at 12:54 AM UTCCurrently bumpin' this now; smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee.
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2017-04-20 at 12:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Get a sex tube.
and a VR headset, amd some tech and bundy. and watch live feeds to simulate human interaction. Your brain wont know the difference. It's the future malice I can feel it coming in my xuzzyzz. and TENDIES
http://bigbrothercanada.globaltv.com/live/
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2017-04-20 at 1:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore He's like a pet snake. Cool to look at. You don't really want to touch it. Would kill you if it got the chance. You know, a snake.
No I'm not! I'm not that kind of person.
Although, to be fair, yeah. I actually had a fantasy earlier today where I met Lanny accidentally after coming out of the dispensary (He's just in the area, doesn't own a car, and it's my only real reason to be outside in SF), wherein after meekly asking, "Malice?", I slowly turn to him while taking off my sunglasses, revealing eyes that foretell death, and say, a dark smirk spreading across my face, "I'm really not the kind of person you should meet in real life", before sprinting off due to being terrified of human social interaction. -
2017-04-20 at 1:06 AM UTCAnyway, I was reading this: https://www.dailystrength.org/group/pregnancy/discussion/want-to-stop-wanting-a-baby
And had the thought that I'd really like a gif along the lines of the following. It would essentially use a scene where either the eject button on a plane is pressed or an emergency button, above it it says BAIL! and written on the button is humanity. I truly am grateful for not having any biological urge to have children. Not once has it arisen in me or have I strayed from the path, questioned whether I had not gained true understanding on this matter. It's the type of thing that brings a tear to my eye and that I am oddly proud of, knowing that I will never create life. As others would be comforted by their loved ones on their death bed I would be comforted by this thought, and the knowledge that humanity as I know, the source of such immense hatred within me, will one day end whether I made it or not. -
2017-04-20 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump and a VR headset, amd some tech and bundy. and watch live feeds to simulate human interaction. Your brain wont know the difference. It's the future malice I can feel it coming in my xuzzyzz. and TENDIES
http://bigbrothercanada.globaltv.com/live/
Exactly man. If your brain doesn't know the difference, well, by god, we've finally beaten biological reality! Imagine a world where women hold absolutely no power over men due to their sexuality/appearance! What a wonder it would be. Where men are not corrupted and led astray. We're going to look back on the biological/physical reality era as being absolute hell!
It's fucking coming! For now we can aim to be pharmacological wireheads, but I have foreseen the future and know that in that era I am not taking off my headset or stepping foot outside for anyone or anything if I can help it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-20 at 1:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Goddammit, I have blue balls from not masturbating for 2+ weeks, but I'm too displeased with being a human being to come even close to orgasm/ejaculation or even maintain an erection. Gave up in gyfcat porn clips and attempted to do it through sheer will power.
Life is highly unsatisfactory.
You got any cum in those balls? -
2017-04-20 at 1:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Exactly man. If your brain doesn't know the difference, well, by god, we've finally beaten biological reality! Imagine a world where women hold absolutely no power over men due to their sexuality/appearance! What a wonder it would be. Where men are not corrupted and led astray. We're going to look back on the biological/physical reality era as being absolute hell!
It's fucking coming! For now we can aim to be pharmacological wireheads, but I have foreseen the future and know that in that era I am not taking off my headset or stepping foot outside for anyone or anything if I can help it.
Sounds like my life woops I broke reality with triangles thanks sploo ∆ -
2017-04-20 at 1:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice "A list of grievances on the human condition"
I wonder if any ancient dudes ever wrote any good rants on how much it sucks/what a bummer it is to be a human being. I suppose ecclesiastes counts, but I'm looking for something more along the lines of what Diogenes might write if he took it (half) seriously.
It's kind of interesting that even thousands of years ago you could realize the futility and horror of existence if you really tried hard enough.
Nigga thinking like this is not unique. Everyone who self reflects goes through it. thats why we have all of these distractions. yeah social hierarchy, yeah yeah yeah. Yeah we slaves. yeah its all about feeding the machine of capitalism. BUT, we distracted. you have no distractions and live in your own head. That is bad.
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2017-04-20 at 1:22 AM UTCOh, and before I forget, on the subject of sex, relationships, and love, Lanny, you know damn well that if it were by merit alone every single one of our partners would be men! It is an injustice, among the greatest there is in human life!
We are ideological homosexuals trapped in hetero bodies, tormented by a world that has not sufficiently advanced to allow us to achieve our ideals. -
2017-04-20 at 1:22 AM UTCOh yes I mustn't forget my most famous line and the best advice I could ever give any dear hearted friend "Nigga I only fuck with dimes while you cryin over 6's and 7's and shit"
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2017-04-20 at 1:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It's undeniable that I can't handle this reality, but reality is going to be replaced by a virtual one! A perfect world free of harm, of pain and suffering, genuine violence; one of absolute safety. It will be created, a perfect place where we can attain true freedom.
By spending as much time in virtual reality as possible, using drugs to modulate neuroplasticity and neurogenesis in order to increase the rate and extent to which the adaption occurs. My brain will literally be rewired to function better in the virtual world than in this one. Then, with my training and my grand plan set to be initiated, I will become the God of this new perfect world!
this shit aint gonna happen for at least 200 years bro. -
2017-04-20 at 1:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Oh, and before I forget, on the subject of sex, relationships, and love, Lanny, you know damn well that if it were by merit alone every single one of our partners would be men! It is an injustice, among the greatest there is in human life!
We are ideological homosexuals trapped in hetero bodies, tormented by a world that has not sufficiently advanced to allow us to achieve our ideals.
uh speak for yourself breeh. You've never felt a vagina on your unprotected penis. it feels like its meant to be.
