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2017-04-19 at 5:55 PM UTC
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2017-04-19 at 6 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump yo bling dis the new trt also sik jams lastnite i peakjed like 10 hours solid on bundy everything flipped upside down like zero gravity space
this was me 4;20am except i was a triangle also and melting through dimensions and i saw RAJ
NOT THIS TINNE
https://niggasin.space/thread/10204
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2017-04-19 at 8:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by 1337 Nope, I shunned retail pharmacy so I don't have to deal with customers.
But you were saying something about collectively retrieving the excess of Vicodin cough syrup. not verbatim but it implied
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2017-04-19 at 8:57 PM UTCGo for a rip with Offspring Smash. Always fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-19 at 9 PM UTCbeznos make u poop
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2017-04-19 at 10:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny What sounds more like rationalization: accepting you have inevitable biological needs and desires and acting to satiate them or saying that through pure rationality running on a shitty ape brain you've come to the conclusion the things that have defined your ancestors for longer than they've been human just isn't for you?
Because I like her, and sex feels good, and human companionship is nice? Is the courtship ritual absurd? Totally. Is the biological compulsion to participate in it frustrating at times? Yeah. But eating and sleeping and brushing my teeth are all annoying indignities too but they're all necessary to sustain higher order functions.
"I teach you the overman. Man is something that shall be overcome. What have you done to overcome him?… All beings so far have created something beyond themselves; and do you want to be the ebb of this great flood, and even go back to the beasts rather than overcome man? What is ape to man? A laughing stock or painful embarrassment. And man shall be that to overman: a laughingstock or painful embarrassment. You have made your way from worm to man, and much in you is still worm. Once you were apes, and even now, too, man is more ape than any ape... The overman is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the overman shall be the meaning of the earth... Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman—a rope over an abyss … what is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end."
True story, I have a recording of Nietzsche reading excerpts of the overman in German that I listen to whenever primitive desires arise to pester me. -
2017-04-19 at 10:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling beznos make u poop
Only if you're anally retentive, clenching your asshole due to current anxiety caused by something in the present or past trauma. Although, the muscle relaxant effect certainly would help. Really, if you need to take a big backed up poop, just take muscle relaxers. It's like preparing for reverse anal.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-19 at 10:13 PM UTC"Teach a man to shit, he will shit for a day. SHOW a man how to shit, and he will shit for the rest of his life."
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2017-04-19 at 10:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice "I teach you the overman. Man is something that shall be overcome. What have you done to overcome him?… All beings so far have created something beyond themselves; and do you want to be the ebb of this great flood, and even go back to the beasts rather than overcome man? What is ape to man? A laughing stock or painful embarrassment. And man shall be that to overman: a laughingstock or painful embarrassment. You have made your way from worm to man, and much in you is still worm. Once you were apes, and even now, too, man is more ape than any ape… The overman is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the overman shall be the meaning of the earth… Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman—a rope over an abyss … what is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end."
True story, I have a recording of Nietzsche reading excerpts of the overman in German that I listen to whenever primitive desires arise to pester me.
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2017-04-19 at 10:22 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-19 at 10:43 PM UTCGoddammit, I have blue balls from not masturbating for 2+ weeks, but I'm too displeased with being a human being to come even close to orgasm/ejaculation or even maintain an erection. Gave up in gyfcat porn clips and attempted to do it through sheer will power.
Life is highly unsatisfactory.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-19 at 10:51 PM UTCYo CF message me on steam foo
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2017-04-19 at 10:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Goddammit, I have blue balls from not masturbating for 2+ weeks, but I'm too displeased with being a human being to come even close to orgasm/ejaculation or even maintain an erection. Gave up in gyfcat porn clips and attempted to do it through sheer will power.
Life is highly unsatisfactory.
Malice, do you use a fleshlight of any sort? Sometimes I torture my wife by fucking one and making her watch for the night. She hate/loves it. I like it in part because I can be selfish about my pleasure, which I can never in good conscious do when I'm having sex. Even in the old days when I would fuck fat dumpster bitches I always tried to please them.
You'd be surprised how hard it can be to find the clit on some of those bigger women. Like my god. -
2017-04-19 at 11:14 PM UTC
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2017-04-19 at 11:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 But you were saying something about collectively retrieving the excess of Vicodin cough syrup. not verbatim but it implied
so I thought of this tweeky character from an old sketch show called Fridays (ABC's version of SNL)
You can't take that which doesn't legally exist. Also it wasn't cough syrup, just liquid hydrocodone/APAP for people that have trouble swallowing pills. -
2017-04-19 at 11:54 PM UTC
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2017-04-19 at 11:56 PM UTC
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2017-04-20 at 12:03 AM UTCBumpin' this shit and eating an orange.
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2017-04-20 at 12:09 AM UTC"A list of grievances on the human condition"
I wonder if any ancient dudes ever wrote any good rants on how much it sucks/what a bummer it is to be a human being. I suppose ecclesiastes counts, but I'm looking for something more along the lines of what Diogenes might write if he took it (half) seriously.
It's kind of interesting that even thousands of years ago you could realize the futility and horror of existence if you really tried hard enough. -
2017-04-20 at 12:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore Malice, do you use a fleshlight of any sort? Sometimes I torture my wife by fucking one and making her watch for the night. She hate/loves it. I like it in part because I can be selfish about my pleasure, which I can never in good conscious do when I'm having sex. Even in the old days when I would fuck fat dumpster bitches I always tried to please them.
You'd be surprised how hard it can be to find the clit on some of those bigger women. Like my god.
Oh, actually, I've never tried one. I have zero sex toys or products. May actually get one if this causes problems and I end up having wet dreams. I'm just completely indifferent to sexual pleasure, but do realize that the far increased stimuli would make this a much shorter job.
*stands up on chair and attempts masturbation again*
Goddamn, this thing does not work. I mean, that's ultimately what I'd like, but I want to go yak percento!, not like this.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-04-20T00:13:44.460816+00:00
