2022-01-23 at 12:28 AM UTC
I can snail remember the first time you were inside me.
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2022-01-23 at 12:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I can snail remember the first time you were inside me.
Last Christmas I gave you my snail
Next morning, you broke it a-snail
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2022-01-23 at 12:33 AM UTC
Unfurl the snails, let's snail the 7 seas!
2022-01-23 at 12:34 AM UTC
Don't cry that it's over, snail that happened
2022-01-23 at 12:35 AM UTC
Uhhh.
Get your snail running.
Head out on the snailway.
Looking for snailventure.
And whatever comes snails way.
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2022-01-23 at 12:40 AM UTC
You used to call me on my snail phone.
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2022-01-23 at 12:43 AM UTC
Don't force it, my snail
If you force it, you're bound to snail.
2022-01-23 at 12:45 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
2 in the pink and 1 in the snail
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2022-01-23 at 12:46 AM UTC
Listen to your snail
When it's snailing for you
Listen to your snail
There's snailthing else you can do
I don't know where you're snailing
And I don't snail why
Listen to your snail
Befoooooere you snail him goodbyeee
I'm gonna kill myself now
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2022-01-23 at 1:17 AM UTC
Listen to your snail
You will see
What. Snail. Mean.
Tooooooo meeeeee.
2022-01-23 at 1:21 AM UTC
Like a butterfly in a snailstorm
2022-01-23 at 1:54 AM UTC
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2022-01-23 at 2:21 AM UTC
nigger to meetchu 222222222222222
2022-01-23 at 2:26 AM UTC
Snails are pretty rubbery. You have to mash 'em down and make a thick stew with 'em. Snail gravy is pretty good, though.
Snail is best served cold
2022-01-23 at 3:08 AM UTC
Can also make bracelets, earrings and necklaces out of their shells.