Snail to meet you

1. 2022-01-23 at 12:28 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I can snail remember the first time you were inside me.
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   • Tyrant
2. 2022-01-23 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RIPtotse And yes 10/10 best thread I've seen on this nigger site yet.
   
   
   Wait what is this website?
   
   
   NiggERS in space?
   
   That some kinda lgbtq commie bullshit, son???
   We don't take kindly to your kind round here

   
   Niggers in snail
3. 2022-01-23 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I can snail remember the first time you were inside me.

   
   Last Christmas I gave you my snail
   
   Next morning, you broke it a-snail
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   • mmQ
4. 2022-01-23 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Unfurl the snails, let's snail the 7 seas!
5. 2022-01-23 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Don't cry that it's over, snail that happened
6. 2022-01-23 at 12:35 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Uhhh.
   
   Get your snail running.
   
   Head out on the snailway.
   
   Looking for snailventure.
   
   And whatever comes snails way.
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   • mmG
7. 2022-01-23 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   You used to call me on my snail phone.
   
   
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   • RIPtotse
8. 2022-01-23 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Don't force it, my snail
   
   If you force it, you're bound to snail.
9. 2022-01-23 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   2 in the pink and 1 in the snail
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   • RIPtotse
10. 2022-01-23 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Listen to your snail
    
    When it's snailing for you
    
    Listen to your snail
    
    There's snailthing else you can do
    
    I don't know where you're snailing
    
    And I don't snail why
    
    Listen to your snail
    
    Befoooooere you snail him goodbyeee
    
    
    
    I'm gonna kill myself now
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    • Tyrant, 
    • RIPtotse, 
    • Sophie
11. 2022-01-23 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Listen to your snail
    
    You will see
    
    What. Snail. Mean.
    
    Tooooooo meeeeee.
12. 2022-01-23 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Like a butterfly in a snailstorm
13. 2022-01-23 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #33
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Too snail, didn't read.
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    • Aleister Crowley, 
    • RIPtotse
14. 2022-01-23 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Snail smail
15. 2022-01-23 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Too snail, didn't read.

    
    ss;ss
16. 2022-01-23 at 2:21 AM UTC

    #36
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    nigger to meetchu 222222222222222
17. 2022-01-23 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #37
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Snails are pretty rubbery. You have to mash 'em down and make a thick stew with 'em. Snail gravy is pretty good, though.
18. 2022-01-23 at 3 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Snail is best served cold
19. 2022-01-23 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #39
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Can also make bracelets, earrings and necklaces out of their shells.
20. 2022-01-23 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #40
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    are you a nigger?