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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Only white people do stupid shit like this. I mean Germanic or Norweigan people


    A Normal other would put down news paper on the deck or in the kitchen and or bathroom and then place pine needles or a pine cone on the newspaper and let the dog shit on that. and they will. even put down some cat box litter. they will shit on that.

    then roll up, and take outside to the garbage can. how hard is that? put the tote in the garage or just outside. or on the deck. why are white people so nasty. I was always a clean white guy and most of my friends don't even clean their apartment all the time. and if they're pot heads, they tend not to bathe everyday.

    so sad. Yeah, we're the Superior Race. give me a fucking break

    Nice rant.

    He was black.
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  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    the only time I ever been embarassed of my house was when I had kids, they don't clean up and they trashed all the furniture and we decided to just throw a comforter on the couch. and one day I was working out, didn't shower because i was going to shower afterwards. and I had a mild heart attack. and the ambulance guy came and I could hear him say "Damn he smells bad, their house was a mess"

    not really a mess. but I didn't clean it up like we do every other day. vacuuming and dusting at least twice a week. the one day, and I was sweaty coming off of a treadmill with chest pains. and this dude says this, as he dropped me off at the hospital.

    I felt small. I then got better and started cleaning the house religiously. and I was always clean before that. it took just one day this happened on.

    fucking hell. I have always had that "What will they think of you" beat into me from my Lovely mother. and for good reason. Cleanliness is Next to Godliness' or whatever.

    she was a total neat freak. She would get pissed at my late brother and step brother (also passed away) for being such slobs and their friends coming over, smoking pot, eating all the food, leaving dishes and fucking up the carpet with bike grease bringin them into the living room and working on them. just non stop pig behavior.

    White people. White Punks On Dope
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Nice rant.

    He was black.

    I get a feeling you're just saying that. or he hung out with your messy ass too long. he's one of them White Washed, Pot Head black dudes.

    Figures
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I get a feeling you're just saying that. or he hung out with your messy ass too long. he's one of them White Washed, Pot Head black dudes.

    Figures

    Nah he was just an older, polite, veteran who also happened to have black colored skin and also happened to love his dog so much and had really no other family, so it was difficult for him to let him go. That's the whole story. It's not a race thing which is why I didn't even mention it initially, you weirdo.

    Don't act all judgey hell if you attempted to maintain a dog you'd probably inspect his shit for tracking devices and convince yourself that the doge himself was somehow Jeff Hunter.
  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That's good thinking. What's on the other side of the fence though?

    I was always in charge of spring dog shit cleanup at my house growing up and we had a Samoyed who would lay some pretty powerful dumplings.

    Needless to say after all the snow melted, it was like a 2-hiur project to walk around and pick up like 50lbs of varying piles, from soggy to hard and everything in between. Not a good time

    I did the honorable thing & utilized a random garbage can lid that has no mate ?! Set it up as a saucer receptacle on side of deck, scoop,lift, drop over rail, score done deal. I can just toss the whole lid once the snow melts, win/win.
  7. Tyrant African Astronaut
    If your dog pisses and it freezes, you should crunch in the frozen dog piss with your boot and when the sun comes out again, it will be evaporated without a trace due to the shattered urine crystals in the ice.
  8. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tyrant If your dog pisses and it freezes, you should crunch in the frozen dog piss with your boot and when the sun comes out again, it will be evaporated without a trace due to the shattered urine crystals in the ice.

    He's trained for piss pads in the garage.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good idea I'm gonna get a bunch of piss pads to put under my computer desk and on my bed so I never have to get up to go to the bathroom again.
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Nah he was just an older, polite, veteran who also happened to have black colored skin


    Oh! He just HAPPENED TO HAVE BLACK COLORED SKIN.

    but was it any other color prior to that? Mr Feel Good?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oh! He just HAPPENED TO HAVE BLACK COLORED SKIN.

    but was it any other color prior to that? Mr Feel Good?

    NIGGER you brought up skin I was just talking about a man and his dog.

    I bet you're using a BLACK computer right now ARENT YOU???
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  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    SMOKIN CIGGYS AND DRANKIN COFFEE,, HAVENT SMOKED WEED ALL DAMN DAY

    rAT FILES,, i THINK WE HAVE ONE LEFT, HE OR SHE IS SHY.

    igloo IS ALMOST DONE,, JUST A FEW HOLES TO FILL AND THE BACK WALL UNDER THE TRAILER TO GO BEFORE WE START PUMPING HOT AIR AT THE FROZEN PIPES. had a fire in the woodstove in the igloo and it worked pretty good, it could use one more section of pipe but its got enough draw to work
  13. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Good idea I'm gonna get a bunch of piss pads to put under my computer desk and on my bed so I never have to get up to go to the bathroom again.

    Just evaporate your piss
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Tyrant Just evaporate your piss

    Like have a big piss snail pail next to me with an always-running hair dryer pointed down into it?

    Ok!
  15. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Watching One Piece with my snail
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    Hey mmSnail
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    Watch this version:

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  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Just go down the list
  19. G African Astronaut
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