2022-01-14 at 4:16 PM UTC
bro u r rely just 1 big stretch mark
2022-01-17 at 2:40 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by WellHung
Dawg but ur soft like the Pillsbury Doughboy.⚘
Ya but one time when I was in county we were betting on who could "dump the other dude on their head" and I was wrestling this cut nigger they called monkey boy and I was dopesick as fuck but still chilling on the block u know and I got the kid in a headlock and I spread my legs way out and like tried to like lay on him u know and he grabbed my pants and I had just got there so I had no underwear cuz in this junk ass County they take them anyway he pulled my pants down and my limp dick literally smashed against his entire face and the whole block about died in laughter screaming "damn white boy got a big Ole white dick" and immediately got gifted a t shirt a wife beater multiple pairs of boxers and a couple soups just for idk being me
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2022-01-17 at 1:49 PM UTC
Imagine if you would've had an erection when you got pantsed by the monkey boy
