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I know its common to claim Thyroid issues

  1. #1
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    That's women who just like to scarf down food. but 35 percent is men. and I have a 0 count on the T readings

    so bad, that a gland in my brain has to take over from the 0 thyroid reading I have left in my neck.

    my thyroid ate itself away. and "Not along with the pizza's you scarfed down". I hardly ate and gained weight.

    alcohol did cause a lot of my fat. i was bloated like a whale. but I stopped drinking. even when I drank a beer or two in a sitting (2 beers being a 24oz as apposed to a 12oz)

    I take something called Levothyroxine. microgram because its so potent.

    so My weight goes up and down. maybe because of sleep apnea which causes more sleep apnea. its' a mess. so I'm kind of sensitive about being called fatty and stuff. and I wouldn't expect any of you to understand. I am not fat because I eat all day long. I am fat because I have no thyroid. and not having one will cause you to gain weight and your blood pressure goes all wacky.

    all kinds of shit happens.


    plus I fart a lot. I'm gaing weight again. I'm almost 250. and I been in pain with back problems. and I fart a lot. lately it's not like Oh I ate chili and I have gas. Its something wrong with my intestinal trac and I fart a lot.

    you keep fucking calling me fat and I will fucking fight you.
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    thigh roids
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you just need to figure out how much food your body actually needs and stop eating more


    if you're sitting in a car all day and don't walk anywhere, you don't need a lot of energy
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    Bradley Space Nigga
    Hey fatty, I also had thyroid issues. I had a TSH score of very low and they put me on Synthroid which I Think is the commercial name for Levothyroxon. My fat friend was so jealous cuz no one will give him it and he has all the symptoms (aka being a fatty)

    Through healthy aerobic and anaerobic exercises, reducing meat consumption and entirely eliminating fast food I no longer have a thyroid issue, have stopped taking the medication and continue to have standard weight fluctuations.

    Just gotta not wanna not look like Rosanne with a dick
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  5. #5
    Bradley Space Nigga
    you probably have Crohn's disease btw,

    how many medications do you take a day, big boy?
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready That's women who just like to scarf down food. but 35 percent is men. and I have a 0 count on the T readings

    so bad, that a gland in my brain has to take over from the 0 thyroid reading I have left in my neck.

    my thyroid ate itself away. and "Not along with the pizza's you scarfed down". I hardly ate and gained weight.

    alcohol did cause a lot of my fat. i was bloated like a whale. but I stopped drinking. even when I drank a beer or two in a sitting (2 beers being a 24oz as apposed to a 12oz)

    I take something called Levothyroxine. microgram because its so potent.

    so My weight goes up and down. maybe because of sleep apnea which causes more sleep apnea. its' a mess. so I'm kind of sensitive about being called fatty and stuff. and I wouldn't expect any of you to understand. I am not fat because I eat all day long. I am fat because I have no thyroid. and not having one will cause you to gain weight and your blood pressure goes all wacky.

    all kinds of shit happens.


    plus I fart a lot. I'm gaing weight again. I'm almost 250. and I been in pain with back problems. and I fart a lot. lately it's not like Oh I ate chili and I have gas. Its something wrong with my intestinal trac and I fart a lot.

    you keep fucking calling me fat and I will fucking fight you.

    Eat less calories.

    Calories in, Calories out...it's really that simple regardless of medical issues...if your medical issues slow your metabolism so your body can only handle 1500 cals a day...GUESS HOW MANY YOU EAT? (no not 3000)
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  7. #7
    Bradley Space Nigga
    damn jiggaboo jones is putting u on a straight up diet bro

    for the record folks

    190 calories
    The Real Weight of a Donut
    For example, a French Cruller at Dunkin Donuts has 220 calories and a Glazed Chocolate Donut has 340 calories while an Original Glazed Donut at Krispy Kreme has 190 calories and a Double Dark Chocolate Donut has 400 calories, according to the companies' respective websites.

    if homer simpson aka quick mix ready aka paul wozny drives the rape van around for 10 hours, how many donuts does this fat nigga need to not 'waste away~>~>~>~>~>' 6.

    If he wanted to lose weight, that fat nigga needs to have a deficit not just in attention but also in caloric intake

    4 donuts would satiate the fat man at a rate he would approximately 3500 calories a week below his needs

    1lb is about 3500 calories. So in 10 weeks he can lose 10 pounds. Here's to paul wozny eating less than 4 donuts a day for the next ten weeks!
  8. #8
    Bradley Space Nigga
    imma buy me a donut in like an hour to help me celebrate my greatness niggers

    -posted by a 6'1 197lb man.
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    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Hello


    -posted by a 6'6" 248 lb demon
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    6'4" 240lb here...but it's ALL MUSCLE.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Hello


    -posted by a 6'6" 248 lb demon

    Dawg but ur soft like the Pillsbury Doughboy.⚘
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    6'2", 255 lbs, with a lot of muscle but also a significant body fat percentage. 😏😒
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 6'4" 240lb here…but it's ALL MUSCLE.

    REAL men are ALL MUSCLE.
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  14. #14
    Exactly, the only fat thing about me is my cock...as me old mum used to say.
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    I love female body types that still possess the general hourglass figure, but with significant fattiness on their thighs, ass, waist and even their gut. I fucking love lots of meat, folks. Flesh is best.
  16. #16
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exactly, the only fat thing about me is my cock…as me old mum used to say.

    Your mom told people about her son's penis? Not shocking.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Bradley Your mom told people about her son's penis? Not shocking.

    No, she was talking about her cock.
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fuck all of you tall ass mother fuckers. I'v shrunk from 6 feet to 5' 10 1/2 inches. and 250 pounds.

    Nothing but a bunch of Sasquatch looking Lurch!


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    You rang?
  20. #20
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I confused him with the Actor who played "Jaws" in the James Bond movie. about the Space Shuttle. before the Space Shuttle even existed?
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