What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-01-14 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #26361
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by POLECAT 16 gage shotgun 3 rat traps and my fist. I don't have time to waste doing the other crap you suggested. I have 15 hrs of shit to weed through to get the facts in this country every day plus 4 hrs labor outside and 6 hrs sleep I just post Ratfiles here to keep a log of the facts same as why I have the maga thread just to keep up with my thoughts, the facts and the fools not believing in the truth and the 51 constitutions, you people can act as you want my proof and thoughts have been posted. fools try to argue against the facts but as time goes by the facts are backed up across the country. TRUMP will be back next fall just in time to get 2 years and be able to run in 2024 for a total of 10 years

   
   
   you really believe that
2. 2022-01-14 at 6:24 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I would bargain with the rats, reason with them, sue for logic, try to work out some mutual agreement that benefits both sides of the thing.
3. 2022-01-14 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #26363
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Lmao what the actual hell
4. 2022-01-14 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #26364
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would bargain with the rats, reason with them, sue for logic, try to work out some mutual agreement that benefits both sides of the thing.

   
   we had an unspoken agreement and it worked well for a few years till the head rat found this fancy ass brown and white rat bitch,, she looked like she would have cost a lot at the pet store, but anyway I don't know where he found here but the younger rats they made were totally disrespectful of the unspoken agreement.
   
   I was a friend of the red squirrel and enjoyed them playing around my house till one ate part of my snowmobile gas tank. the red squirrel's do not come to my clearing anymore and when I'm done with the rat family there will be one left to spread the word about breaking the unspoken agreement between country folk and rats that come inside on the colder nights .
   
   the rules, NO going into the actual living area of the HUMANS
   NO fighting in the walls.
   No Raping other rats in the walls.
   NO breading or family residence in the house or walls
   IF you spring a trap, it was a warning you got to close and you better NEVER hide the trap where the human cant get it or he will think it a theft and want to get even.
   NO eating baby pot plants.
   NO fucking with the HUMAN at 3 am by chewing in the walls.
   
   Bring dinner, stay warm and quite, live long and prosper...
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5. 2022-01-15 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #26365
   

   G African Astronaut
   Manscaping w/o your significant other has it's challenges. Trying to get my gooch/taint/dingleberry magnet.
   
   This task found me squatting on the bathroom floor over a mirror,one hand cupping my balls to get a good view, other hand gingerly poking about with clippers. I got all of it, but not before striking blood from something up under there lol.
6. 2022-01-15 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #26366
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by G Manscaping w/o your significant other has it's challenges. Trying to get my gooch/taint/dingleberry magnet.
   
   This task found me squatting on the bathroom floor over a mirror,one hand cupping my balls to get a good view, other hand gingerly poking about with clippers. I got all of it, but not before striking blood from something up under there lol.

   
   Probably nicked your dingleberry.
7. 2022-01-15 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #26367
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or a hemorrhoid berry. They're trending in 2022.
8. 2022-01-15 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #26368
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Because people are sitting on their butts a lot more these days.
9. 2022-01-15 at 1:32 AM UTC

   #26369
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Because people are sitting on their butts a lot more these days.

   
   Is there a different way to sit that I'm unaware of?
10. 2022-01-15 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #26370
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Butt just got a haircut he’s so fine omggg
11. 2022-01-15 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #26371
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Is there a different way to sit that I'm unaware of?

    
    Could sit on the edge of the chair with only the legs supporting, could sit on the heels with the bumhole clear, could only use one bun (or alternating buns), etc..
12. 2022-01-15 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #26372
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard!
13. 2022-01-15 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #26373
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Tilt a blowtorch upright beneath a swing set and then go back and forth naked a few times
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14. 2022-01-15 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #26374
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Watching a Halloween episode of South Park..giving head rubbs and smokin buddd...💗
15. 2022-01-15 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #26375
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I watched Dexter new blood last night literally watched all ten episodes in a row lol.
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    • CandyRein
16. 2022-01-15 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #26376
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Worked 10 hrs. Ate some fajitas. Bout to sleep, So tired.
17. 2022-01-15 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #26377
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    keeping the fire rollin, its -15 with a wind chill of -45 tonight
18. 2022-01-15 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #26378
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’ve got work in the morning I should be sleep but I don’t wanna..
19. 2022-01-15 at 4:28 AM UTC

    #26379
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I gotta stay up till 2 am then Rick gets up at 4 am to keep the fire rollin
20. 2022-01-15 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #26380
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I gotta be up at 6 to be there by 7..
    Fell asleep earlier ..was gonna go with my guy to get his hair cutt but I was knocked out....now I gotta force myself to sleep cuz I’m not tired ..
    
    Maybe a candlelit bubble bath will do the trick 💗