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  1. #61
    Bradley Florida Man
    don't you have a wife? Do you really cheat on her? Tell me more about this, potential new dad.
  2. #62
    2 ex wives, 3 if you include the common law wife back in England.
  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    no i'm not talking about pandemic money dude, that's just a handout for the handout

    THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS ABOUT FOOD BRO, not your politics. FOOD STAMPS EBT QUEST CARD YOU FEEL ME

    TRUMP = 16-18 i used to call it my bread and butter money and use the card twice a year when it had enough worth spending and jus tkeep it in my jedielery box

    BIDEN = 184$ with 2X BONUS BIDEN BUMPS extra ones, just cuz fuck it ur strugglin type shit! ' ontop of 184 a month, so now i carry my quest card everywhere, i lose it, call them bitches up, sir u know it's 2.50 to send u a new one deducted from your balance i say BET!

    but yeah i got like 430 on there and idk if biden's still doin that so i gotta save it a lil but i like to buy my mom groceries a lot and like do these food challenges with you, jiggaboo.

    cuz if we get trump back or a republican or if you have to be vaccinated to get it , im gonna be going back to robbing people outside the Food Mart
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Bradley THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS ABOUT FOOD BRO, not your politics.


    My politics don't comply with Trump or Biden...I'm a fascist...those two clowns are different shades of the same shit.
  5. #65
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Their burgers are awful, they taste like they are steam boiled instead of grilled and never have a decent beef flavor, they're extremely bland.

    I don't like any of the other Mcdonalds burgers aside from the McDouble, Big Mac & McChicken. I like to put hot picante sauce on the mcdoubles and mcchickens or just barbeque, the big mac i think should be some how included in our nation's merits like how countries have the national bird, flag, language, i think our food should be "The American McDonald's Big Mac"

    and as awful as mcdonalds is fucker u can go anywhere in the world and go to a mcdonalds and purchase the same shit i can in milwaukee, in South Africa, in Seoul, and get more or less the same shit

    not talkinga bout how like u have a pic from tumblr about how in Arabia there's a mcdonalds with no pork and sell kebabs and hash or some shit or in france it's called a doubly woubly and comes with a glass of wine but more or less

    SUBWAY and MCDONALDS are the same shit everywhere in the world, they're as iconic as a creampie
  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My politics don't comply with Trump or Biden…I'm a fascist…those two clowns are different shades of the same shit.

    oh i thought you were a republican. I vote republican but really i'd like to see someone come in there and say more funny shit like DOnald Trump did and really flex america's ginormous nuts like Joe Biden doesn't.

    Sleepy Joe is very low energy, someone said to me once and I was like WOW! I"m a GEN X'er and I really vibe with that~!~!~!~

    Donald Trump is a dickhead racist that basically caused a minor insurrection and likely is a master con artist, but he is fucking funny tho. And good at war.

    I like whoever our President is because that's how democracy works. Joe Biden can come sniff me whenever he wants to, I"m a patriot.


    I also live off of the government and think it's so hypocritical when people get government assistance AND HATE the government, that's so dumb, I love my country. Hail Biden
  7. #67
    Being a fascist I don't believe in government assistance, only work camps.
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    i was just thinking the other day how much easier my life would be culinary wise and like life wise if everyone just got assigned a job, got assigned clothes, fed 3 times a day, made to work at their assigned position and basically free up the mind to think about things other than freedom of life.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Bradley i was just thinking the other day how much easier my life would be culinary wise and like life wise if everyone just got assigned a job, got assigned clothes, fed 3 times a day, made to work at their assigned position and basically free up the mind to think about things other than freedom of life.

    So jail or the former USSR then...I'd say North Korea but then only get 3 meals per week.
  10. #70
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Ew more gross food
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Incessant Ew more gross food

    Not till you eat your meat, how can you have more gross food until you've eaten your meat?
  12. #72
    Bradley Florida Man
    You can't get your pooding if you don't eat your meat
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, more than the shops…anything that you make yourself should be better than a mass produced store bought thing…

    sustenance and taste are not mutually exclusive…TO A REAL MAN…and again there is the cost saving by doing it yourself

    sounds like placebo effect from a few dollars saved.
  14. #74
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Again it's cheaper to buy fresh stuff than canned stuff…being super rich (which I'm not) has nothing to do with it.

    A can of soup is like $1.50…you can make a fucking gallon of soup with "fresh" ingredients and much tastier for like $10…freeze it as individual meals and then have good cheap home cooking everyday after nuking it in the microwave for 6 mins.

    whats the point of wasting time and saving a few dollars making soup from "fresh" ingredients and fhen keeping them till they turn unfresh in the fridge.
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  15. #75
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd gladly chauffeur you and mom to the food pantry and then have you both over for a nice home made dinner…You'd have to go to bed early though so me and your mom could have some "us" time.

    start with the mom, finish with the son.
  16. #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Food tastes better when it's produced in masse by people who make food 8-10 hours a day for their whole life.

    Best burger? McDonalds

    Best mexican? That truck over yonder

    Best sushi? Samurai's Wok

    Get real nigger, people be like "oh my grammy was the best cook" Yeah maybe at like 1 thing like her special casserole or something but a restaurant cook working 80-120 plates a shift hands down will be a better cook than some lady making less than 150 plates a year for people she's related too/herself.

    It sounds like none of the women in your family knew how to cook.
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